Misfit ⸆⸉ @tired-phoenix

I Bet You Think About Me. (Best vault song.)

16.01.2025 17:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m good. I was under an evacuation order for a day but I never had to leave. Thanks for checking in.

10.01.2025 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OMG the chickens!!!

08.01.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It smells like fire outside.

08.01.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tayvoodoo at work.

07.01.2025 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A truly no skip album.

05.01.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the first year after my divorce that I feel positive about the future. Wish me a good 2025, sky peeps.

02.01.2025 03:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Twitter is just awful. Not sure why it seemed to happen all of a sudden.

02.01.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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That’s okay. I didn’t get anything, not even tears.

26.12.2024 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My SOLUTION TO CATS DESTROYING YOUR X-MAS TREE. Get a small fake tree, like 2 feet high, decorate it with small unbreakable ornaments, a small string of lights and let the cats do what they want with it. Whenever you see them going for the big tree, redirect them to the small one. I swear it works.

26.12.2024 21:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m back sky people. Didn’t even notice I was gone, did you?

26.12.2024 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I’ll just lick my paw and play it off” - also the cat

23.12.2024 21:07 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t like the new Superman, he is not attractive enough. I said what I said.

23.12.2024 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t do it but I always want to.

23.12.2024 19:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love the tree and the lights so much that every year I try to come up with a way to use them all year round. Easter tree? Yes. Saint Patrick’s Day tree? Okay. Memorial Day tree? Sure, why not. 😆

23.12.2024 19:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve given up and just don’t care anymore. Between the misspellings and mispronunciations, for my first and last name, I just had to get over it.

23.12.2024 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tell him he coined a word because I am going to use this now.

20.12.2024 23:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me thinking you were combining lyrics with the Depeche Mode song. lol

20.12.2024 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0