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I literally laughed at this until I had tears in my eyes. OMG it's just hilarious!

I'm available to sing backup on that song. And I've got some free time.

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Yes, this is entirely your fault. Or at least that's what I'll tell my grandchildren.

I also have souper cubes! What is happening?

For the first time in my life, I have both 3 over ripe bananas and blueberries in my house at the same time.
Is this the universe nudging me? Do I have the other ingredients? Hold please...

What are in the Epstein files that is worth keeping the government shutdown?

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F.D.A. Approves Generic Abortion Pill as Opponents Push Trump for New Restrictions

Hell yeah! Generic version of mifepristone approved
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Tay, are you okay? Are you drinking enough water?

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Listen Russ, you are a malignant political hack.

We will not be intimidated by your threat to engage in mass firings.

Get lost.

The best time to dump him would have been before today. The second best time is right now.

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If I were to look up nepo baby in the dictionary, I'd see Meghan McCain.

Is this a "capture this picture" contest?

Men in grey shorts and a black T-shirt walking through EPCOT.

Joy is walking behind your super serious husband at EPCOT & dancing to the music like a white girl hearing Ke$ha and he can't see you.
Then he sees you and disappointedly dishes his head. But that's on him. He knows who he married.

I implied no good or evil to lawless. I'll leave that up to the observer.

a red neon sign that looks like a medical symbol Alt: a red neon sign that looks like a medical symbol.

Coffee shop in the Vienna airport is blaring Red Hot Chili Peppers at 4:52am.
Austria is a lawless country.

This wheel reveals what it looks like when I go pick up pizza, eat a slice in the car but try to make it look like I didn't. Thanks for outing me, Tasha.

She's going to know. SHE ALWAYS KNOWS.

You said "only if" I mean, that's kind of what that means
That being said, I understand

This is a bad take. I want them all to be prosecuted.
However, you can't give a sexual predator a free pass because they didn't get the other guy

a man wearing a beanie and a t-shirt with a camera on it Alt: a man wearing a beanie and a black T-shirt shouting Straight to jail for you!

Imma say this a little louder for the people on the back.

IF ANY DEMOCRATIC LAW MAKER IS IMPLICATED OF WRONG DOING IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, THEY SHOULD BE TRIED, CONVICTED AND SENT DIRECTLY TO JAIL.

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Go directly to jail.

You're a monster

What? That's not really a thing.

Actually really important or really important in his mind?

She talks shit about Anthony Bourdain. As if we needed a reason to fucking hate her more.

Golden retrievers and golden corn.
Exactly what I needed.

The comment section had me screaming! Backstreet Boys, N'Sync & NKOTB showing up in the comments like someone said "Avengers, assemble!"
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