Homie O'Stasis

lol very many people will not be smart enough.

a man in a plaid shirt says oh my god we are having a fire sale ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says oh my god we are having a fire sale

Chelsea FC this week

The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.

@atarijenkins.bsky.social @iambonezofficial.bsky.social

“Oncle Jazz” by Men I Trust is really a zero skip album. Beautifully crafted.

I randomly found a dead watch on a table at MGM Casino couple months ago and was like fuck it and picked it up. Just took it to a jeweler to get it repaired and he eyeballed it and was like “this watch is worth at least $3,000. This is an incredible find!”

Our main system that all work funnels through is down. My ass is leaving at noon fuck this lol

68 with no humidity and a breeze. We finally broke the heat dome!

The majority of traffic from Elon Musk's X may have been fake during the Super Bowl, report suggests These numbers are legitimately shocking.

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Thanks for reminding me to bring up getting a vasectomy at my appt this afternoon.

The dead internet theory. It’s highly likely its higher than 50% too

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Reddit is 100% dominated by bots. It’s undeniable.

I also can’t help but laugh at the irony thinking that half of the engagement I’m getting is from bots 🤣

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Lol I’ve never had like more than 10 engagements on any post ever (twitter or here). That last skeet broke containment and is doing numbers in Brazil Bsky 🤣

Twitter is now 75% bot activity. The dead internet theory aint a theory anymore.

Lol I was a senior and I’ll never forget (pun intended) seeing the smoke from the pentagon coming out over the skyline

A project I’ve been spearheading since February got completed and submitted today. I feel accomplished like a MF.

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“Know how I know if Avengers Doomsday will be good or not? If they play any MF DOOM song. No song? That films no good.” - my friend Matt

And you know what? that is quite the litmus and I’m kinda on board. The bare minimum benchmark. Don’t let us down, Marvel.

I was thinking the same thing bc you know it’s gonna be a data center for some ai bullshit

@p1z4t.bsky.social curious as to your thoughts on this

Saw a job posting paying $191k and I’m only missing one cert. lemme start studying today, I’ve been procrastinating long enough

Bruh, two active shooters on the same day within hours of each other in America. Are we great yet?

totally forgot I got two cronuts on saturday and they've been in the fridge. I am going to absolutely demolish them tomorrow morning

Dog this jont is hilarious

lemme see what Happy Gilmore 2 hittin on

Restarted Dexter because it has an entire universe and this episode has Malcolm Jamal-Warner in it. Was not prepared for that surprise but brief cameo smh RIP

Getting killed in a foreign nation stranding your entire family to own the libs