Bradfos

An animatic where Rogue is singing I want my Boyfriends to kiss by Ashnikko about Gambit and Magneto

I left my nipples out last night and they got snatched. I can only assume it was the resident nipple snatcher that has been the talk of the town recently. Used to be ok to let your nipples air out for the night. What has the world come to.

Ate too much ravioli

Waking up with a sinus infection only to find the booger construction co has completely cemented off your face holes

I miss the days where our combined flesh did not crawl and creak with the sins of the past

Everyone calls me Home Slice cause that's my name. Homedaniel Sliceward.

When you open a bag of mozzarella sticks and it's 90% crumbs

Never bring a helicopter to a beyblade fight

I transed someone's gender and they transformed into a gender yet unfound and unknowable and are slowly consuming all matter around them

I lost my leg in the compactor but I ate 5 lizards to absorb their powers so I think I'll be fine

Some energy drinks have the special chemical that destroys your inners, liquifies them, and then ejects them out of your rectum. And I don't enjoy that

The world can't handle me at 8 hours of sleep and a Celsius

Flint Lockwood, from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, in an attempt to create spray on shoes created a permanent and unbreakable seal on one's feet and with that also created the most powerful anti foot-fetish weapon known to man

If a zombie apocalypse did occur there would be a big divide among the survivors whether it was caused by a disease, or by magic, or by some wrath of God.

If I got set on fire I would just use my special human feature I acquired by reaching level 5 and expel 30% of my water explosively through my skin pores. I know everyone usually takes the 50% less chance to be lactose intolerant at that level but I didn't want to min max.

I'm too scared to ask people for their opinion why would I ask a robot?

Everything kind of sucks doesn't it?

When I get home from work and spend half an hour on the toilet instead of being productive

I keep on buying gas station Pringles and getting sick. Playing the roulette cause they're buy one get one and one must be good.

Oh God his whole left side is pop rocks

Man I would run away from that monster but it has huge bahoongas

What foods can I eat to make my insides smell the least bad? Cause like we all know our skins main purpose is to keep the stink from our organs from polluting the world

I'll unpickle your jalapeños when you least expect it

Why would people want to chat with an AI when they could chat with me about many of the interesting topics that I know about like yogurt opinions, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Scooby Doo, and more

First food I ever choked on was Bosco sticks
Second food I choked on was Bosco sticks
In today's presentation I will be showing how to not give children Bosco Sticks, teaching children how to chew, and how to explain to a child that choking is not an interesting feeling they need to recreate

If you don't acknowledge the Man in the Dark he will just stand in the corner, quietly moan, and just watch you sleep. He's actually a pretty lucky spawn as he prevents The Marrow Extractor from spawning as they have the same spawn location.

Deltarune more like oh God why does that man keep hitting people with his Ford F150. He needs his license revoked.

Apocalypse eating but we ran out of canned dog food and so we are feasting on dry cat food in milk substitute.

I got isekai'd into a magical fairy tale world and now I'm stuck in a forest being chased by brown bears, black bears, Brother Bear the original Disney film, Brother Bear 2 the unoriginal Disney film, Bear Grills, and a polar bear.

It should be a crime for me to *have* to wear pants. Everyone should be constantly blinded by my extremely white, slenderman-esque legs and enjoy it