harry

say what you want about Jay Graber,

welcome to the winning team homie. congratulations!

PAIN at the PUMP!

open-palm striked the gas pump this morning. security put two in my leg before i could complete my trademark Biden Blast Rising Knee Attack

went to the Waka Flocka show last night. realized time had passed me by when i was reading his wikipedia page during the show

eventually AI will break so many IP laws and face no repercussions that we’ll end up with the Elevated Fortnite. the lady from Persona will team up with the eyeball monster from Labyrinth to help find loot boxes in the Come and See Extended Universe

Ready Player One feels super prophetic in a way about the Fortnite-ification of media and storytelling

stories can’t stand alone anymore. everyone saw Avengers Endgame make the same amount of money as the GDP of every country in Africa, so now it’s a guns-out battle royale for every character

accelerationists when their ideology starts affecting them directly: woah woah woah i didn’t think MY gas price would be going up

my biggest complaint about the matrix is it’s stylistic, trademark coloring

i yearn for the grey, washed color grading with Hans Zimmer horns over the trailer

Vote Blue No Matter Who believers when the burgerreich wants to triple its blood flow for the quarter:

look at my resistance party bro i’m going to hell

i like being told to vote.. for change !

instagram ran out of plane crashes to show me so it prepared a catalog of failed influencers with no end in sight

you’ve got to have higher aspirations than that man. that’s so bleak i don’t even have words for it

guy who can’t run for president because he refused to say how hard hed poke the tummy of the pilsburry dough boy ($1.5 billion in financial assets overseas being used to arm insurgents for the CIA)

70% of the burgerreich thinks mastercard is their best friend. when you realize this, you’re set free

caring about the burger CEO thing is genuinely weird beyond “the mcdonald’s guy knows this is all poison”, but reddit is fully obsessed with it

i was wondering what lab these people were grown in, then i remembered the whole Sunny D “this time i’m gonna do it”
marketing campaign & it all made sense

as a Palantir employee, this whole war with Iran thing has really been stressing me out. luckily i have Clairo and Chappelle Roan on 😅 one day at a time

Fetterman wearing a hoodie with a tuxedo print at a formal gathering

That's the great thing about cheap gimmicks: the infinite shelf life

artificially inflating the number of AI users for shareholders is what i’ve assumed

microsoft says over a billion people use copilot, but there’s almost nothing you can do to turn it off before you get logged as “using it” whenever you search anything online

my review of Two Lovers (2008)

OOOUUHHHHHHHHH

played Venetian Snares for my boss and i had to narcan him

time walk down to 5 😳

every week there’s a new celebrity that goes through a Cronenberg-esque transformation that turns their body into claymation

luckily it’s irreversible and costs millions of dollars

Post-apocalyptic campfire meme where a guy in a tattered suit is telling children in tattered clothing something. Caption: Imagine our relief when we heard Congress had approved it.

my body begins to glow slightly as i add 14 points to my RAADS-R score

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.