🔞sharkch0mp!!!🔞

Goes red and tries to explain herself but Megs is too busy rubbing his servos together and licking his lips like a starving mech. In less than a second he pounces on her and claims his lovely prize hehe

Ex-Magical Girl Milf Optimus squeezing herself into lingerie while Megs is away. She's embarrassed and feels so naughty at the same time. Gosh, if she were only a decade younger--
Surprise! Megs came home early and just entered the room to see his plump wife dolled up in lace and satin. Oppy--

Megs smirks at her. She's almost too easy hehe

I want to keep those pictures."
Orion pouts and holds them away from him.
"No!"
"You wound me! I was going to look at those for motivation before a match..."
"...Fine!"

YESS omggg you and your beautiful mind 😭 after Megs cleans her up and carries her out, she's looking at their pictures all giddy and kicking her legs. "So hot~ I love you so much!" And she nuzzles his helm. His spike stirs and he gives her a peck on the cheek. "I love you too, sweetspark. However--

Caramel lolis for the win
(I am caramel latina)

TFP Human Gyaru Orion as a latina would go hard

TFP GYARU ORION X MEGATRONUS PHOTO BOOTH SEX

LMFAO Omggg the first thing that came to mind was them covered in loli pop idol Oppy merch 🤣
But yesss I imagine when Megs finds out about Soundwave's type he's like "That makes...almost too much sense." considering how they close they are and who Megs ended up with

I'm imagining him holding her up like a cat all dangling with her baby bump and Megs just looks so loving and proud like "This is my wife :D"
Let's hope the war doesn't break out here because that is going to be ONE HELL of a custody battle 🤣

YESSS that visual is so tasty 😩 Megs covered in an opponent's energon/blood, still riled up from the fight so he's eating out that pregnant valve VISCIOUSLY! Burying himself in that fat juicy valve while Orion squirms and moans, he's def prying those legs wide open for a true and thorough feasting

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Lmaooo you know damn well he would enjoy every last second of it! Watching her bounce her small frame on his massive spike. Megs is just as bad as her. Perverted old ah man

I'm not too into throuples tbh 😅
I love pitting my fictional pookies against each other to fight lol but these two aren't gonna fight, I just love the idea of Soundwave yearning tor Orion because he's the bot equivalent of a lolicon 🤣

Yesss he definitely pulls back to admire his work. He loves seeing all quivering and out of breath, her tiny valve stuffed and gaping from a good pounding. Fraggg he wants to get her pregnant asap!

TFP Soundwave being envious of Megs. Soundwave has a secret obsession with tiny adorable bots. Orion is PERFECT but alas she much prefers Megatronus...

TFP Gyaru Orion would have tiny tits and Megatronus would gobble them up

I was all pumped up to go to the gym but nooo my period just had to start now 😭

Well...yeah

Papa Oppy
I'll do my best for you, papa Oppy

Pillow! Oppy is going to miss this when Dee inevitably shreds the weight off.
"You're perfect, no matter what. Okay? And if they pick on you again I'll give them an earful."
The cow nuzzles the little bull and Dee blushes.

Dee pouts and grumbles.
"You always say that..."
"Because I'm right! It's not good for you to eat that many treats in a short sitting! However, what the others said isn't right either."
Oppy pulls the little bull to his chassis, he can't help but feel warm at the softness Dee's frame. Like a luxury-

Oppy feels bad for holding back laughter at the thought of the little bull sneaking treats. However, he does the mature thing and lightly scolds Dee for eating so many treats. A healthy mature bull can only sprout from a balanced diet!

Oppy approaches him and asks what the others said. Dee gets all pouty but spills the beans to him. About what the other cows said about his weight, and the secret energon treat storage he's been gorging himself on that brought all the fat on his frame

Speaking of which, where did the little one go?
It doesn't take long for Oppy to find Dee squeezing himself into the corner of his stable while muttering to himself. Ah frag, the others must have said something to set him off again. When will they learn?

Fraggg why did pig out on all those treats??? He's so stupid! Oppy moo will surely start looking at other bulls!

Oppy overhears the cows snickering about Dee's sudden weight gain and how he looks much cuter now. Oppy doesn't totally disagree, but he knows the bull has been touchy about it

Lil bull Dee finding the energon treat storage and sneaking a bunch of them everyday. It quickly catches up to him when he gets chunky and the others start to poke fun at him. Dee's insecurity eats at him and he hides in his stable again because now he's ugly AND fat--

TFA

a captured Optimus being forced to refuel from a false spike shaped just like Megatron’s. It only dispenses fuel if he takes it all the way into his throat. Megatron can’t wait to come back from his current fight so he can finally make him put all that practice to good use

a screenshot of a post from tumblr user slutdge. the text reads: i love being a pervert online with all of you. and below is an image of three generic cartoon people staring at each other with their arms on each others’ shoulders, smiling and blushing.

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FUCK Silicon Valley and FUCK the US Government
So tired of this shit pleaseee genuinely if there are any protests in SoCal I WILL be attending