🔞sharkch0mp!!!🔞

Oppy flinches and it takes everything in him not to swat the bull's servos away. He jolts when Dee grasps his spike, and then again with a suppressed gasp when he finds his node.
"Pretty..."
Dee is so in love with his cow, and wants to know every intricate part of him

GOSHH this would be such a deliciously fucked up route. Oppy shamefully exposing his open array to the young bull. He's so disgusted with himself, especially when Dee's optics light up and his smaller servos immediately go for the cow's spike and valve 😭

Meanwhile Dee is clinging onto his Oppy moo all happy. Telling him about how much he missed him and how he won't touch his array anymore and that he is sorry. Oppy desperately wants to believe progress was made but Dee is still heavily dependent on him...

Oppy living his best life then the farmers come crashing in and tell him all about how Dee didn't do well at the other farm. Now they gotta haul his ass back but the bull is refusing to be handled. Oppy would be so disappointed, can't even smile for the little bull when he arrives and wrangles him 😭

Dee would beat the shit out of the first calfs he meets and terrorize the others. At first the farmers think that he will improve over time but he does NOT. He cries for his Oppy moo and his violence only increases. His overall behavior becomes more eratic the more time he spends there

Please, PLEASE!"
Oppy feels like fragging shit. This is all his fault, he let Dee become too dependent on him...
After the extreme tantrum comes and goes, Oppy requests Dee spends some time with other cattlebots his own age. That does...not end well

"I think...I think you need to spend some time away from me. I've hindered you, there is help that I cannot provide--"
Dee chokes and shakes his helm, grabbing his horns and gritting his dentae.
"No, no, you're wrong! I won't touch your array anymore! Don't leave me all I need is you please please--

It takes everything in Oppy not to rush and comfort the little bull. But...this is not healthy and Dee is clearly suffering from the cow's coddling. Oppy wants to hold him so bad, but he needs to learn...

Dee goes to touch Oppy's array again and the cow makes the harsh decision to shove the little bull away. Dee looks more than disgruntled. So, so very angry and devastated at the same time. His servos clenching and unclenching at his sides while he breathes unsteadily

Wails and throws himself against Oppy. The cow staggers back a bit but he doesn't try to push the little bull away. Instead, he rubs soothing circles into his back hoping that he'll just pass out from exhausting himself. Nope.

"Dee, oh Primus, little one I am not your cow. I am far too old so that's another reason why I don't want you touching--"
Dee sniffles and stomps his pedes, entering a tantrum.
"You are my cow, you're my cow, you're MY COW!"
Oppy tries to calm the little bull down but to no avail. Dee--

"But you're my cow!"
"Doesn't matter, you should always respect boundaries. You should never touch someone else's array, especially when they say no. That's ill manners! Respectable bulls don't go grabbing and poking like that. How are you going to find a cow when--"
"You're my cow!"

Lil bull Dee poking at Oppy's array after the spike discovery. Oppy keeps redirecting the little bull's servos but he keeps prodding at his panels. Eventually Oppy smacks away his servos and Dee has a fit.
"What did I do?!"
"You kept touching me in an inappropriate place after I told you no."

A closeup of the illustration of emo bee

An uncolored sketch of a parody of the “yes bitch slay” meme, with Bumblebee as the daughter and femme Ratchet as (at first) the dad, feat. Miko, Rafael and Jack Description written below “Bye Ratchet! I’m leaving for the mission” -Bee waves goodbye “Not with that alt mode young lady!” -an irritated Ratchet “Better?” -Bee “YES BITCH SLAY” -an excited Miko “THATS EVEN WORSE! Language Miko!” -a shocked and scolding Ratchet

BUMBLEBLADES SKETCH!!! Bee is pressing her chassis towards Blade’s face as she puts her right hand on him. She has a smiling expression while Blades is extremely flustered, and is tempted to grab her hip. Bee says to him “hey blades! It’s been a while )92 are you Mr.copter?”

A closeup of the bumbleblades doodle from the main art

CLOSEUPS AND SILLY SKETCHES!! I need to spread my Bumbleblades agenda (and femme Ratchet hehe)

A digital illustration featuring my design of TFP s3 Bumblebee with the black paint job, but as a femme and with a Lamborghini aventador as an alt mode. In the drawing of her, she is posed sassily with her left hand on her thigh, and her other hand pointing somewhat towards herself with her head cocked to the side. In the left, there is a drawing of her Lamborghini alt mode, a doodle of her noticing a small, chibi version of rescue bots blades handing her a flower, and a sketch of how her legs look

Emo TFP femme Bumblebee because I am incredibly normal about this bot

#transformers #tfp #transformersprime #bumblebee #fanart #design #tf

Ultron giving himself good ass and wet pussy

where is ultron sex

Magical girl Oppy staring at a positive pregnancy test and she wants to scream. FRAGGGG this is all her fault for messing around with that afthead Megatron! How is she going to explain her sudden retirement to the public???

#jazzprowl #transformers

Went out to the aquarium today :3

As he shoulddd 💅 I imagine that's what he keeps telling Oppy after his matches
"I refuse to die by another's servos. When my time nears I will spend it between your thighs and there I will offline in peace."
"Pervert!"

Goes red and tries to explain herself but Megs is too busy rubbing his servos together and licking his lips like a starving mech. In less than a second he pounces on her and claims his lovely prize hehe

Ex-Magical Girl Milf Optimus squeezing herself into lingerie while Megs is away. She's embarrassed and feels so naughty at the same time. Gosh, if she were only a decade younger--
Surprise! Megs came home early and just entered the room to see his plump wife dolled up in lace and satin. Oppy--

Megs smirks at her. She's almost too easy hehe

I want to keep those pictures."
Orion pouts and holds them away from him.
"No!"
"You wound me! I was going to look at those for motivation before a match..."
"...Fine!"

YESS omggg you and your beautiful mind 😭 after Megs cleans her up and carries her out, she's looking at their pictures all giddy and kicking her legs. "So hot~ I love you so much!" And she nuzzles his helm. His spike stirs and he gives her a peck on the cheek. "I love you too, sweetspark. However--

Caramel lolis for the win
(I am caramel latina)

TFP Human Gyaru Orion as a latina would go hard

TFP GYARU ORION X MEGATRONUS PHOTO BOOTH SEX

LMFAO Omggg the first thing that came to mind was them covered in loli pop idol Oppy merch 🤣
But yesss I imagine when Megs finds out about Soundwave's type he's like "That makes...almost too much sense." considering how they close they are and who Megs ended up with