Memeosaa 🇳🇵

saying 'momos' in front of a Nepali is a 10/10 rage bait

When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me

ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same

you’re the sanibars of my life

ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki

sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani

When someone says 'Nepali food and Indian food are same' — instant villain arc unlocked

When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked

When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked

not Zohran Mamdani eating momo on day 1 of being mayor of NYC for shubha sait

Zohran Mamdani, my mayor (I’m from Nepal)

just ate momo, life is worth living

"talk dirty to me"

me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga

you’re the fal fal masus of my life

idk if you know but you’re the sanibars of my life

"what are you doing for Halloween?"

me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali

going to dress up as a black cat for Halloween and scare Nepalis by crossing their path

going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween

going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween

Nepali uncle aunties don’t say hi/hello, they say eh mottayechau/eh dublayechau

Next time uncle aunties tell me "timi ta ali mottayechau hai" I’m gonna say ah tapai pani mottayera fullera gawarami ko dallo jastai dekhnu bhako cha

Next time uncle aunties tell me "timi ta ali mottayechau hai" I’m gonna say ah tapai pani mottayera gala ma momo chapairako jastai dekhira cha

Next time uncle aunties tell me "timi ta ali mottayechau hai" I’m gonna say ah tapai pani mottayera Tito Satya ko gaida jastai dekhinu bhairacha

🇺🇸: you’re skinny

🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai

🇺🇸: you’re skinny

🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho

Him: I want us to be more than friends

Me: huncha, bhai tika lagaidiu ta?

Deusi bhailo is all fun and games until your crush says "bhana mera bhai ho"

heyy Laxmi bhagwan, dherai ta haina kathmandu ma dui ota ghar ani bank ma dus crore bhaye pugcha 🙏🏽🪔

yo Tihar ma timra ti-har haru sabai jeet ma pariwartan hos

I don't know about you, but Tihar is my favorite Nepali festival 🪔

Tiharai aayo lau jhilimili 🪔

Happy Tihar 🪔

taara baaji lai lai mama aaye ghoda, maiju aain doli, I don’t want to go to work bholi

tara baji lai lai mama aaye ghoda, maiju aain doli, I don’t want to go to work bholi

having a job is cool, but din dinai??

pahila maya ko kura garaula ani tespachi ek arka lai garaula

mero hune wala person, chinta nagara ma timro jiwan ma chittai aaudai chu

mero hune wali ahile k gardai holi

mero hune wala ahile k gardai hola

harayerai bhetindo rahecha khusi

sano sano kura ma ramaunu nai rahecha khusi

I don’t know who needs to hear this but aafno pani khyal rakha

I don’t know who needs to hear this but aafu lai pani maya gara

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sabai thik huncha ni

Naam chai Manjita re tara kasai ko mann jitna sakena

Naam chai Shanti re tara khali halla matra garcha

Naam chai Amir re tara euta phutya kaudi chaina

Naam chai Vidya re tara jaach ma sadhai aalu

Naam chai Riju but got not rizz

Naam chai Bishal re tara khasai Bishal chai kei chaina

Naam chai Pratikshya tara ekchin wait garna sakidaina

The aashirwad I want this festive season: ekdum drip badhos

The aashirwad I want this festive season: brain rot dherai nagarnu

The aashirwad I want this festive season: kaam ma ekdum cook garnu

The aashirwad I want this festive season: lauda sabai outfit ma slay garnu

The aashirwad I want this festive season: aafno field of work ma GOAT hunu

The aashirwad I want this festive season: aafu le aateko sabai kaam ma eat garos