jodi's twitchy

PSA to parents of graduates: Please help your son remove the tacking on his shiny new suit. He knows not of this strange new world.

Lovely view to wake up to

Darn it! *MAYAK eggs

Maya eggs going into the fridge for an overnight soak. See you tomorrow, my little pretties!

seonkyounglongest.com/mayak-eggs/

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

How I birthed this particular child will always be a mystery to me

I wonder if Alaskans or Norwegians come in from outside saying, "Brrr! It's cold outside!"

Speaking for a generation

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All of the above, especially the Oxford comma

There is something about that lovely raisin peeking out from under the thin layer of oatmeal cookie dough that just makes me so happy. 🍪

It's hard for a diner to do breakfast badly. Breakfast is breakfast. But it's harder for a diner to do breakfast well. Love when we find that diner. #unclecharliesfinerdiner

Estimating how much time I spent on FB over the past 20 years, at ~2 hours per day, brings me to a whopping 14,600 hours, or 1.67 years.

GAH! Looking back at the huge amount of algorithmic 💩 I scrolled through disgusts me! What an effing waste of time/ life. #breaktheaddiction #dopamine

What should a government's charge be?

Quit FB after TWENTY years. Amazed I don't miss it -- at all. Amazed how much my passion for reading has returned. #nolongerscrolling #byezuck #hellolibrary #dontbotherme

Just keep walking, gurl. Just keeeeep walking.

Um, yo, Stress and Anxiety. I don't recall inviting you in. Please see yourselves out. #crapweek

Some old white guys from Boston showing how old white guys should be

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Find a way to make a difference in your community, folks. It truly is the balm that soothes the angst of this era.

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Yeah, baby!

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Car shopping in frigid weather is "Oh just give me th- th-that one. Yeah I'm sure. Don't care if it's baby poo green. As long as the heater works, just G- G- GIVE IT TO ME!

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

Car shopping with a feel like of 16°. Good gawd. 🥶

I am increasingly convinced that ADD and ADHD are superpowers 💪🏻

Prove me right or prove me wrong

@thingswithfaces.bsky.social

When I fall in love with a book, and find someone I think would also love it, I lend it to them

Never have I ever had a book returned to me

Obv I need a new lending system

No, Ma, you may not have your chair back. Fuggedaboutit. #catsofbluesky

Decided to have my #kolkatachai in my oatmeal this morning. Raisins and walnuts mixed in. Amazing. kolkatachai.co

Or a blow-up doll store

Jiji's bedtime routine starts with him leaning casually against the bar -- which is propping an elbow up on my leg -- and looking all sleek and urbane.

My phone ping-pinged all day yesterday during our festivities. Took a look this morning to discover I'd been swarmed by a ton of new followers:

Porn bots

Older-white-men-with-beards bots

Re-poster bots

🚫 Buh-bye! 🚫