uhhhhhhh
02.03.2026 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0uhhhhhhh
02.03.2026 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know many of you already know this because itβs obvious but you can absolutely take a survey of an opinion deskβs output over time and pretty accurately surmise the viewsβor at least the intentionsβof the people who are in charge of deciding what gets published. I thought we were all adults here
02.03.2026 05:05 β π 2267 π 305 π¬ 14 π 9
Wonder if the βCampus leftβ or Thomas Friedman was more correct about the outcomes of the Iraq or Afghan wars? π€
Perhaps we should base who we listen to on their previous track record.
Giving this one last wee push! Thereβs an electric bill Iβd love* to get comfortably paid π
*Iβd love living in a world where no one else knew anything at all about my electric bill more, but, alas
Coming up on a month of the Spliced Personality Substack and I wanted to thank everyone whoβs subscribed for helping me out. It means the world. If you havenβt checked it out yet, feel free to drop by and see if thereβs anything here youβd like to let me put in your inbox.
02.03.2026 14:02 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I saw this and at first thought "no, there's no way 'we definitely had alternative leadership in mind for Iran but I blew them up alongside the schoolgirls using AI' is what the White House is actually saying, that's too clueless and evil to be real"
02.03.2026 03:14 β π 3385 π 800 π¬ 56 π 13if you think polymarket bets on war are bad, wait til you find out how many in Congress are invested in defense contractors
28.02.2026 12:19 β π 1471 π 359 π¬ 2 π 8This guy is a corrupt, wannabe Trump whoβs bullied his way into a position of prominence within the Iranian diaspora so of course MAGA CBS is fluffing him.
01.03.2026 23:12 β π 121 π 35 π¬ 6 π 18Screenshot of text: First, itβs a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.
Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran
02.03.2026 02:37 β π 4439 π 719 π¬ 65 π 33
shockingly people are capable of simultaneously,
1. Hating their government
2. Hating the people who bomb and sanction their country, making regular life impossible and murdering members of their family, even more
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
28.02.2026 18:53 β π 23446 π 5945 π¬ 142 π 63This is basically legalized insider trading
01.03.2026 00:54 β π 451 π 113 π¬ 22 π 7Shortly after the first set of explosions, Iranians received bursts of notifications on their phones, not from the government advising caution, but from a prayer timing app called βBadeSaba Calendarβ which has been downloaded 5 million times from the Google Play Store. The messages arrived in quick succession over a period of 30 minutes, starting with the phrase βHelp Has Arrivedβ at 9:52 am Tehran time. No party has claimed responsibility for the hacks. Screenshots shared with WIRED Middle East show messages urging Iranian military personnel to surrender their weapons with the promise of amnesty. It also urged army personnel to join βthe forces of liberationβ and to βdefend your brothers.β
Airborne leaflet propaganda in 2026: hacked push alerts from a prayer timing app
www.wired.me/story/hacked...
indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.
28.02.2026 15:42 β π 2000 π 456 π¬ 10 π 3There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things
28.02.2026 15:12 β π 7233 π 1354 π¬ 70 π 26Todayβs military strikes on Iran β carried out by the United States and Israel β mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.
28.02.2026 17:50 β π 17128 π 3576 π¬ 180 π 218Itβs crazy that itβs basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history
28.02.2026 12:55 β π 5026 π 685 π¬ 56 π 25
Please keep writing about Nurul Amin Shah Alam.
They killed this man. It's a system wide problem that resulted in his death. Every step of the way it was a travesty of justice.
This is how immigration law intersects with criminal law. ICE and CBP.
Read this and ask why do we fund this? Why?
βRoughly $24 billion of Paramountβs takeover financing is coming from the Middle East, including Saudi Arabia. [The] journalist-killing kingdom is poised to become a part-owner of one of the worldβs most influential news organizations.β
27.02.2026 04:28 β π 259 π 138 π¬ 12 π 35I donβt think it will be immediately, but the absolute worst part of this WB Paramount deal is how many layoffs theyβll have to make with all their debt, and their new managementβs anti DEI ideology. Some of best, smartest executives & studio head I ever worked for already got canned at Paramount.
27.02.2026 00:29 β π 163 π 42 π¬ 4 π 1
guys.. GUYS!
Gorillaz has released two trailers in anticipation of their new album's only music video.
It will be an 8-minute animated film titled "The Mountain, The Moon Cave, and The Sad God" ENTIRELY HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION. I'm talking techniques from The Jungle Book!
youtu.be/c7UotLxLSU8?...
One family is about to control CBS, CNN, HBO, and TikTok. Theyβll buy Warner Brothers with $24 billion from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi. To win over Trump, they canceled Colbert, blocked a 60 Minutes CECOT investigation, and blocked Talarico. Much more will follow. Block this rotten deal.
26.02.2026 23:40 β π 1683 π 743 π¬ 70 π 48This is a fucking disaster on so many levels.
26.02.2026 23:15 β π 47 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0Some thoughts on the Berlinale, on film festivals as political spaces, and reviews of YELLOW LETTERS and SALVATION, the two films by Turkish directors that took Berlin's two top prizes. www.vulture.com/article/film...
26.02.2026 19:09 β π 30 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0π
25.02.2026 19:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They are in an arms race against Americans
25.02.2026 13:21 β π 680 π 218 π¬ 13 π 4it's perfect.
24.02.2026 03:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0turk just threw a molotov cocktail on the strike line. they just have to break management! they can't keep treating us like this!
24.02.2026 03:11 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0writing pitches and put on OCEAN'S THIRTEEN. we have to respect the classics
24.02.2026 03:09 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0you mean the guy who authored the torture memo? might be an important thing to note when discussing his approval of "the consolidation of power in a strong executive" as a "return to previous norms"
24.02.2026 02:37 β π 183 π 58 π¬ 3 π 1