... I mean, it's on the same spectrum as a police raid.

knocking on someone's door is weird, if you think about it objectively...

yes please

pics or it didn't happen

it's Your Party & I'll cry if I want to

that can (& does) happen with a licence.

there are 87, & they're all shit.

her head kinda looks like a bollock, actually 🙂

.. I'm not one for conspiratorial thinking, but if I were part of a network tasked with trying to destabilise a government... 🤔

I know him as a kray twin.

you have the same rights already. grow up & move on fella - it's not all about you.

pork or cheese

also, 'Breakdown' by Guns 'n Roses

that video of her suggesting that David Cameron should 'kiss my ass' was genuinely very funny 😆

"images [of el-Fasher] appear to show mass graves (...), one at a mosque just north of the Saudi hospital where some 460 people reportedly had been killed and another by a former children’s hospital that the RSF had been using as a prison"

apnews.com/article/suda...

yup. Steve here is that classic mix of professional victim & useful idiot.

Man Utd haven't had a better striker since they sold him.

I have a picture of me.

or their dog

bigger problems, fella. it's not all about you.

"Muuum, have we got any copies of the Daily Mail? I need some for a project at school..."

leaving the room would be more effective.

I just nicked a clothes horse 😂 & a nice memory foam pillow 😊 & some tupperware 👍 shit, have I got a problem? 🤔

my colleagues think I'm a wizard because I can do lookups & IF statements etc. I accepted the plaudits originally, but now I just feel guilty.

I think that was Leeds v a German team - they did a reply of the second leg. Leeds won 4-1, but they'd lost the first 4-0.

this is the non-racist site fella - what's happened here is, you meant to log into the other place but fucked up 🤦 schoolboy error.

what sort of sandwich

we taught the world how to avoid tax.

you what