Maja Öberg

Manifested💸💸💸

is 20mph good on a bike? its usually the pace I set myself at but idk what the average is

its 9 am already, whats taking so longnggngngngng

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I biked 10 miles out of sheer anxiety

So there is a story about the "top 10 cities at risk during nuclear war" circulating in various tabloids/etc. with my name attached to it, and I will say that a) I never have (nor would) make such a list at all, and b) I never said any of the quotes attributed to me in the article.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH

yes

depends on my initial mood tbh. Sometimes I drink, sometimes I play games with friends, sometimes put on a movie, sometimes I dance and sometimes I dont do anything at all

I have a gigantic LOVE for Sam and Max and it continues to make sad that not a lot of people know about them or care to play their amazing games

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

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Huh? You mean streaming like streaming services? Cause.... we would just watch TV before streaming services??

If I get this job, I am absolutely getting a Sam and Max Tattoo

I only played Hit The Road later in life, so these 3 were my first introduction to Sam and Max, including the cartoon but what I do remember and see of it, I want a remaster of THAT too

I am replaying the remake yet again cause my memory is garbage and its like playing it again....again!

Its hard to describe my gf/soon to be wife and I's relationship. She is ace so its just a longstanding loving friendship between best friends who banter and makes snarky jokes to each other with no filter and no matter what, we stick together.

manifesting

also the vacuum going directly to her head is a choice.

I think its worthy to note that the men get a lot of fun designs and interesting concepts and the one woman robot master design is a maid because of course she is

Being in a body that barely gets touched is like living in a house that no one visits

SQUEEZE THEM TILL THEY POP

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idk why but I keep thinking that those crab cracking tools would feel great for clamping right above my knees

Still giving my left hand hell doing songs with a lot of activity for it to practice. Still rough in places but I love that tune

I swear there's a robot chicken skit of this very thing

Either way it's better than my system of yellow and red alert

For me it was the second day in the US after living out on the farm so I literally went in a straight line straight to LucasArts LOL