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Member in good standing Malaprop Benevolent Society. A nobody not looking to be somebody. "Gentleman, congratulations! You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training" MIB. DMs? NOPE + AUTO BLOCK (call sign: The Crow of Approval)

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Dog has zero toys

Dog has zero toys

08.08.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL- the stupid cow took the bait. Bwaaaahahhaaa

08.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, she chooses the "I'm rubber you're glue" defense. Brilliant.

08.08.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Regretfully I would urge anyone to think twice about entering the US. The complete uncertainty of safety makes the risk level far too high. ICE Goon patrols and moronic militant MAGAt vigilantes show no citizens are safe. The police have shown little interest in the safety of citizens.

08.08.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ca-KAW ca-KAW ca-KAW tookie tookie tookie. I hope you enjoyed that as much I did. TY SWS for making your mark.

07.08.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shirt-tailing what they think sells to the voters. Illustrates her to be incredibly stupid despite her extensive education. How did she get through classes with this sort of logic? It's a mystery.

07.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just what we needed- yet another GOP politician completely owned by the prison-for-profit industry.

06.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gravy Seal Geezer Corps. They have to knock of early everyday to catch the early bird specials.

06.08.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It appears as though a bird has entered your squirrel feeder.

06.08.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one wants to be Tom Homan - Is this the β€œbest” version of Homan or is there an even bigger more cowardly asshole hiding within?

06.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one wants to be Tom Homan - Is this the β€œbest” version of Homan or is there a more cowardly asshole hiding within?

06.08.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get him a dog to play with.

06.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gamboling Goats Totes Magotes etc etc

06.08.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will he fire Patel next?

06.08.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
FBI report disproves Trump’s claim of a Biden-era out-of-control crime wave Annual figures released Tuesday reflect a 4.5% year-on-year decrease in all violent crime nationally in 2024

FBI report disproves Trump’s claim of a Biden-era out-of-control crime wave

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

06.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's sad, lonely little man and he has my pity.

06.08.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
tkrieth
RFK Jr is gonna ban sunscreen someday just so he isn't the only one looking like a gas station hot dog

tkrieth RFK Jr is gonna ban sunscreen someday just so he isn't the only one looking like a gas station hot dog

He’s gross

06.08.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1396    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 14

This human trash was in a position of trust he needs a longer sentence not a shorter one. Well, prison gen-pop has a way of evening things out sometimes.

06.08.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude has two brain cells and they’re fighting for third place.

06.08.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's paid by the word not the content, so if she barfs up a novelette the orange moron gives her a tip.

06.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Additionally, have an army if infinitely corruptible minions to assist.

06.08.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
'LAWS AND ORDERS ARE REPLACED' Pam Bondi COLLAPSES as Patty Murray lands a KNOCKOUT!
YouTube video by The Politics Network 'LAWS AND ORDERS ARE REPLACED' Pam Bondi COLLAPSES as Patty Murray lands a KNOCKOUT!

youtube.com/watch?v=c7mq...

05.08.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Never skip leg day.

05.08.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The White House is owned by the American people and stewarded by the National Park Service. WE must have a say in what is done to this artifact.

05.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So he's surveying something he hasn't burned down...yet.

05.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is news for people who can't see- braille or radio or TV or internet, news for people who can't hear- TV or printed or internet, and news for people who can't think- Fox

05.08.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one wants to be Greg Abbott- Is this the β€œbest” version of him or is there more intensely dishonest Trump-clone lapdog hiding within?

05.08.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could sit here. Yes. It's sit-able. Definitely.

05.08.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Trump plan to end free elections in 2026 and 2028 revealed NEW YORKβ€”The Trump administration and its radical right foot-soldiers in the federal government and in the states are undertaking a comprehensive scheme to undermine future state and federal elections...

Trump plan to end free elections in 2026 and 2028 revealed

www.peoplesworld.org/article/trum...

05.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one wants to be Pam Bondi- Is this the β€œbest” version of her or is she concealing an ugly even more sinister sycophant lapdog version of herself?

05.08.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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