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Okay yea, Twitter is actually about to become even more insufferable now and I didn't think that was possible.

Those "what's your favorite ___ about a woman" tiktoks? Immediate skip, who cares what the men think.

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

Y'all, please stop DMing me with yall cashapp schemes.

Idk what's worse, the fact that Erewhon is selling a $40 wicked smoothie or that y'all are actually buying it. Unserious people all around.

More international travel these next few years. I wanted to do domestic but I don’t like America anymore 😭

40% off on all orders ...over $75 is not a sale I'm interested in, please.

It's decent lotion but there's definitely better options out there

Im a delusional serial hobbyist, I have absolutely no time to learn how to dj but that's probably not going to stop me lmao.

Working in email marketing, Black Friday feels like our Super Bowl. Ready for it to be over already.

My tribe 🙂‍↕️

…going after a Black women (period) but especially unprovoked AND after she was abused by a nigga you were JUST beefing with???? Oh he’s a different breed of loser and I’ll never change my mind.

Y'all wasn't lying about the penguin, it's so good.

I love how everyone's clowning Drake over here, cause on the other app I know too many Aubrey angels and they been crying since March.

😭😭😭 they're so ridiculous

White people "learning" the word "woke" was a mistake.

Cause how many more times do I have to explain segmentation to you ...in the middle of BFCM rush/set up.

About to rant, as an agency partner I hate working with brands who hire unqualified people, cause why do I have to dumb everything down to your employees in these five million email threads they send everyday!

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I used to like Heather but she's just been so mean and nasty this season ewww. #RHOSLC

Agreed. Idk who started the idea that we have to respect each other's opinion, but they were very wrong.

Quote this with a mirror pic 📸

I needed to see this cause Intermezzo is dragginggggg

Not a morning person but I have to start getting up earlier cause everyday I do a couple things and it's already 7pm.

It's so annoying

The worst part about being an Aquarius is having a brand new hobby or interest every 3 months

Cause leave me alone, I just want to laugh and get recs for new restaurants and cute bars to try.

I feel like tiktok shops is the second worst thing to ever happen to a social media platform behind elon buying twitter.

It's soo annoying but on the other hand at least it was over quick 😭

Comfort AND convenience. I'll never forget the time I went on a group trip and just paid for the direct flight and the rest of the group spent the entire day in airport trying to penny pinch. I was on my damn near 8th, 10th, 11th drink by the time they arrived.

A 13 minute zoom meeting could've been an email.