Christopher

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Quantum Flux Northlane · Singularity · Song · 2013

On repeat

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My gf got me this charging station that has a mood setting but it's been sad since I turned it on and I don't know how to make it happy

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Rollin’ around at the speed of sound

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Bible lessons in public schools? This is indoctrination.

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a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.

you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10

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14.11.2024 14:13 — 👍 13961    🔁 3173    💬 571    📌 546

this is what escaping twitter felt like

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Here we go again

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