tonight the White House touched the stove and went oof ouch owie. Tomorrow? The stove shall beckon again
10.03.2026 01:28 β π 986 π 85 π¬ 12 π 5tonight the White House touched the stove and went oof ouch owie. Tomorrow? The stove shall beckon again
10.03.2026 01:28 β π 986 π 85 π¬ 12 π 5This column is getting a lot of readers and generating some very interesting DMs and text messages today. π
24.02.2026 19:48 β π 47 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0
People saying OpenAI reporting a user it banned for posts about gun violence would be mass surveillance are fucking idiots.
The tech industry *is* mass surveillance. There is no genAI or ChatGPT without mass data collection on everyone.
Donβt like mass surveillance? Stop using fucking chatbots.
it's molting season for RFK Jr
24.02.2026 01:46 β π 6793 π 844 π¬ 100 π 10Hate to say it, but Max is right. We need more out of the NDP if we're gonna put an end to the insanity in this province.
23.02.2026 17:07 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
My latest: Naheed Nenshi has been a monumental disappointment as Alberta NDP leader β and it could actually get worse from here. #abpoli #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/02/23/o...
Danielle Smith confirms that if Alberta separatism petition drive succeeds, the independence referendum will be on October 19 ballot too. So expect (at least) 10 ballot measures coming this fall.
YOU LIKE DEMOCRACY? WHY DON'T YOU TRY SMOKING AN ENTIRE PACK OF DEMOCRACY?
I would not be surprised if these referendums in October were paired with a provincial general election. #ableg
20.02.2026 02:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
once again, I'm not worried about the seperatists winning
I'm worried what happens when they lose
Looks like Elections Alberta is getting a little tired of AI generated nonsense going around.
17.02.2026 04:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A drawing of three speed skaters (by me!) One is wearing red and white with black accents and the caption "Guy who is either Canadian or Swiss or Austrian or Japanese or Polish or Danish" One is wearing red white and blue and is labeled "Guy who is either American or Norwegian or French or Czech or Slovakian or Slovenian or British" One is wearing neon orange and labeled Guy who is UNDENIABLY DUTCH
God bless the Dutch for this
15.02.2026 17:08 β π 1536 π 248 π¬ 16 π 16At least half of this site honestly.
12.02.2026 07:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
09.02.2026 00:13 β π 4918 π 1478 π¬ 88 π 94What does the new law say? Bill C-3, which came into force on December 15, 2025, reinstates citizenship by descent beyond the first generation. In 2009, the Conservative government had restricted access to citizenship. Canadians born abroad could therefore only pass on their Canadian citizenship if their child was born in Canada. The law was ruled unconstitutional by the Ontario Superior Court of Justice. Now, to be eligible for Canadian citizenship by descent, a person born abroad before the coming into force of Bill C-3 must have an ancestor who became a Canadian citizen on or after January 1, 1947 (the date the status of Canadian citizenship was created). The new law also specifies that a person can become a citizen if one of their deceased parents or grandparents had obtained citizenship status upon the law's entry into force.
FYI Americans: if you had Canadian grandparents/parents: you may be Canadian
10.02.2026 02:12 β π 755 π 242 π¬ 60 π 104The "Fwd: Fwd: Fwd:" chainletter scam nature of Bluesky has been dialled up a notch recently and I think it's important that we all just keep saying "that didn't happen", and then when someone replies "woulda been cool if it DID happen" or "bet you're fun at parties" we reply "shut the fuck up"
09.02.2026 14:59 β π 36 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0all men who believe in freedom are my brothers :)
20.01.2026 13:49 β π 598 π 62 π¬ 11 π 3the incoming Albertan Annexation crisis is going to be this on steroids imo
19.01.2026 00:12 β π 229 π 28 π¬ 9 π 1CBC News further expands local journalism, bureaus Historic investment in local journalism comes at critical moment, with local news in steep decline in Canada Brodie Fenlon Β· CBC News Β· Posted: Jan 14, 2026 11:25 AM EST | Last Updated: January 14 This year, CBC News will add 33 local journalists and create 11 new bureaus, increasing its Canadian footprint from 66 to 77 locations. (Evan Mitsui/CBC)
Amidst a hellscape for journalism and specifically local journalism, CBC seems to be the only major news outlet that's actually *expanding* its local journalism with 11 new bureaus this year.
Protect the CBC!!
www.cbc.ca/news/editors...
The comedy of Jason Kenney going from "Hooray for Venezuelan Freedom, what are you lefty dipshits complaining about"
to
"Oh no, not Greenland, wtf!"
in less than 24 hours
Although Machado ultimately said she was dedicating the award to Trump, her acceptance of the prize was an βultimate sin,β said one of the people. βIf she had turned it down and said, βI canβt accept it because itβs Donald Trumpβs,β sheβd be the president of Venezuela today,β this person said.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
βIf she had turned it down and said, βI canβt accept it because itβs Donald Trumpβs,β sheβd be the president of Venezuela today,β one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
βEverything I say leaks. And it sucks, right?,β Zuckerberg said at a Meta all-hands meeting this year.
This came after Meta's $25 million settlement with Trump and the company agreeing to pay $22 million for the Trump Presidential Library. From January:
www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...
Today is the 359th day of year.
PokΓ©mon #0359 is Absol, a PokΓ©mon that appears before disaster strikes.
Merry Christmas all
continue to be baffled that the libs got football in the national divorce
13.12.2025 20:09 β π 982 π 125 π¬ 34 π 3A map of Canada with various shades of light green and light red for the lower provinces and extreme dark red and dark green for Yukon, Northwest Territories and Nunavut The idea is that they all have extreme outlier values based on incredibly small samples sizes There's a comment from someone saying "Wow, what's going on in Nunavut"
Every time someone tries to make an infographic based on stats by Canadian provinces/territory
11.12.2025 19:23 β π 45 π 6 π¬ 3 π 1Gentle reminder (for Mr. Nallyβs benefit) that any eligible elector can be a petitioner regardless whether or not that person voted in prior elections.
24.11.2025 22:48 β π 41 π 15 π¬ 2 π 0Ah! Well, nevertheless
20.11.2025 18:30 β π 130 π 12 π¬ 16 π 4
whatβs remarkable about this is that there are zero winners at all, one of the biggest lose-lose deals I can remember
the Dem cavers will catch incandescent shit for it
the rest of the Dems will catch collateral fury
the big R win isβ¦ jacking everyoneβs health care costs ahead of midterms