Staring at the Stars

The Holy Spirit has gone digital. How modern.

How can you not love the thing a soulless machine amalgamated from millions of actually creative humans using your creativity as 'inspiration'??
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yup, insurmountable

potentially surmountable it seems!

Will comms repeatedly remind us that United haven't lost after taking a lead in a million years?? #TOTMU #COYS

insurmountable task that

Thong thong thong thong thong 🎶

Spurs are desperate for Deki or Madders rn #COYS

Would anyone else like to have a crack tonight? Vic? #COYS

Micky Fucking Van de Ven! #COYS

He looks great tonight but we also have to be mindful of the level of the opponent. He doesn't often get this time and space on the ball

I'm pretty sure the club even asks him to run to and from training

That Bentancur tackle is exactly the sort of tackle I'd expect Chelsea to make and for it to only be a yellow card. Seems "fair" I guess. #TOTCHE #COYS

I want him to work out and I'm not willing to write him off yet but he's been awful since coming on in this match. Has repeatedly lost the ball and offering no threat at all.

I so badly want a Micky VDV hat trick #EVETOT #COYS

Mickey again ole ole!! #COYS

Some absolutely divine balls being sent in on set pieces today!! #COYS

That's awesome! Congratulations 👏

Whoa, I didn't realize Spurs we allowed to win matches against newly promoted teams before going on international break! #COYS

That's not a foul. If it was Saliba they'd be saying "he showed great strength there". Bollocks #COYS

Wow that gotta be really scary. Hoping you get good news today, that soothes the nerves and leads your family back to normalcy soon 🤍

I think it shows that Thomas has a lot of trust in Djed that he subbed Porro off and moved Djed over to deal with Semenyo despite already being on a yellow #coys

Awful half to watch. Let's see some Thomas Frank tactical changes that make a difference in the second half #coys

I think they just really enjoy the process of signing players. Like my ex gf and shoes. She already has more than she needs...but that didn't stop her from buying more

I've never seen or considered smoked lemons for lemonade or a whiskey sour. 🤔 I'm intrigued! Please report back with your thoughts!

Can't judo throw a man in a corner now?? Games gone

drunk Bren again ole ole

Mikey Moore

Pape Sarr's engine is incredible. I think he might run back to North London #Spurs

ITK reporting that Lange made a deal that the winner of today's match gets to sign Savio to a new contract. Big brain move that