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Cryptid of the Trenton Makes Bridge - Paranoid Lunatic with a Heart of Gold - Consummate Nerd/Witch/Musician/Dealer of Chaos

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The term Norwegian Ridgeback comes to mind, I think I read that in a book once, but it doesn’t exist anymore

23.06.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

17.05.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24229    πŸ” 2261    πŸ’¬ 247    πŸ“Œ 187

This is beverage goblin way

04.05.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β–Ί FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN
Like this #meme? Try the stream!

04.05.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

"The left went too far" in contemporary U.S. politics is almost always a lie and a very convenient way to rationalize moral failure. For example, "MeToo went too far" replaces "I do not care about sexual violence or its victims and I don't want to have to even feel bad about that"

13.04.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15308    πŸ” 3373    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 180

If Ally Beardsley was distilled into a band, they would be Cheekface. Going mostly off vibes, but I’m sure there’s a lot of lyric examples to back me up. The best one that comes to mind is β€œI'm getting a Gucci logo stick-and-poke, it's cheaper than therapy”. If that’s not Beardsley coded idk what is

13.04.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, got an answer to this question: Apparently the answer is no tariffs are being collected. Trump broke the system
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/c...

11.04.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7330    πŸ” 2639    πŸ’¬ 370    πŸ“Œ 667

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway…

LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

10.04.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 44643    πŸ” 9637    πŸ’¬ 1026    πŸ“Œ 774

oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?

11.04.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12271    πŸ” 3596    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 38

So we move there when

03.04.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We did not agree to descriptions of the Edmund Fitzgerald! (I still drank)

21.03.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

18.02.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 150180    πŸ” 26667    πŸ’¬ 7818    πŸ“Œ 1682
Stock market dives

Stock market dives

INVESTORS SHOCKED THAT THE LEOPARD EATING THEIR FACE SONG WAS ABOUT THEM THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME.

03.02.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1804    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 4
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When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.

02.02.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 46738    πŸ” 19491    πŸ’¬ 1248    πŸ“Œ 1831
Bernie Sanders at RFK's confirmation hearing, pointing to baby clothes with antivax slogans sold by Children’s Health Defense, which RFK founded. He asks, "are you supportive of these onesies?"

Bernie Sanders at RFK's confirmation hearing, pointing to baby clothes with antivax slogans sold by Children’s Health Defense, which RFK founded. He asks, "are you supportive of these onesies?"

I am once again asking:

01.02.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.

30.01.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 40088    πŸ” 9252    πŸ’¬ 634    πŸ“Œ 340

It’s been so long song I’ve gotten to repost Seven. I’ll take take the little pleasures today 🩢

01.02.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Map of NE Philly with the local airport and crash site notated.

Map of NE Philly with the local airport and crash site notated.

The plane took off from Northeast Airport flew 3.5 miles southwest before crashing at Cottman Ave and Roosevelt Blvd. There is a large crash site with closed roads.

01.02.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

31.01.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 99515    πŸ” 31825    πŸ’¬ 3480    πŸ“Œ 1534
A painting of a bird next to the words "this definitely makes you sound like a dumbfuck!"

A painting of a bird next to the words "this definitely makes you sound like a dumbfuck!"

28.01.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 471    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Team Selena Gomez,,, Again!! That woman is always so brave to share her truth,,, and so many are quick to bully her.

28.01.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 27829    πŸ” 1990    πŸ’¬ 459    πŸ“Œ 60
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

17.01.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 78162    πŸ” 17067    πŸ’¬ 752    πŸ“Œ 551

πŸ˜‚ perfection

10.01.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Born to be a manic creative holed up in a tower with 50 separate projects happening at the same time, cursed to be a manic office employee under the boot of authoritarian capitalism in a country on the brink of collapse with 50 projects just living in my mind and no ability to work on them.

10.01.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@hioo01.bsky.social should just commit to our Halloween costumes from like 10 years ago and get the Aang tattoos πŸ˜†

05.01.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@hioo01.bsky.social obviously your first tattoo right?

05.01.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you finish playing your dnd session for the night, decide to boot up baldur’s gate to level up your party and redistribute items to prep for the fight you’ll try to make time for tomorrow, then decide to wind down by watching some dimension 20…
This is fine, right?

05.01.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jadzia Dax kissing Lenara Kahn

Jadzia Dax kissing Lenara Kahn

If you start DS9 "Rejoined" on Paramount+ at 11:22:57, Dax will kiss Lenara Kahn at the stroke of midnight.

31.12.2024 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 640    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10

Get me a bigger house and we can discuss

20.12.2024 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0