Theodorus 🪲🏳️‍⚧️

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a blond silken windhound sits upright in a tall posture in a mauve tufted chair. she has big pointy ears, long wispy fur on her face and legs, and all four of her legs are tucked in together, her front legs straight as a board.

cleo the silken is curled up like a little nugget in a gray chair, all her limbs obscured in a puddle of fur. her neck sticks up and her ears are alert as she looks off frame. she’s got the posture of a rubber ducky.

cleo is sitting in profile on a light gray couch. she’s hunched over ever so slightly with her ears pinned back. a single canine is hooked out over her lip like a little snaggle tooth. we’re not 100% sure, but we’re pretty sure she’s stepping on a little bit of her tail fur.

This is Cleo. She has a unique way of sitting. In fact, she has several. 14/10 (IG: cleolonglegs)

a photo of a blonde golden retriever named Cruiser, sitting on a wooden floor as he stares into the camera with an open mouth. in front of him is a burger that is cut into fourths.

Cruiser's head is poking out through several small human hands. he has the biggest smile on his face while the children are petting him.

Cruiser is sitting in the grass wearing sunglasses with his tongue out. he wanted to prove that he has a goofy side too

This is Cruiser. He's trained as a Community Resource Dog in Wrentham, Massachusetts. Last week he helped locate a missing elderly resident with dementia who had wandered away from home. For a job well done, Cruiser was rewarded with a hamburger. 14/10 (IG: officer_cruiser)

Pumpkin bread 🎃

Feel weird referring to 2021 as ‘five years ago’. Doesn’t sound right. Can’t believe it’s almost been 5 years. Time should stop passing

Just abandoned my morals and made a new twitter account. It’s been like 5 years since my old account was suspended.

Screenshot of multiple eBay listings for Nendoroid figures of Dante from Devil May Cry. All prices are in usd. Top left is $487.44. Top right is $786.25. Bottom left is $414.99. Bottom right is $665.49

I know I complain about this every couple of weeks… but the price keeps going up. So expensive. Expensive plastic

Seeing porn artists I like kinda use bluesky but then just start posting on twitter again is so sad. Pleaseee come back hereee I can’t use the bird website . It’s torture . Post the pussy and dick here

Photo of John Cena smoking weed from a bong

New favorite image : John Cena bong rip

I made an image

This dog already saw this week's news and decided her dad didn't need to know all that. 14/10 (Sasha via ViralHog)

Everytime my dad makes fun of me for only playing horror games tipsy because I get too scared when I’m sober I feel like a baby seal with very large wet eyes. World is so big and scary. But I have beer. 🫶

The DmC reboot isn’t horrible just sometimes it’s very painfully a 2013 game trying to be ‘cool’ and appeal to cis male audiences. So a bunch of misogyny and whatever the hell this is

Everytime I see reboot Vergil in that fedora he just looks like this to me

A cartoon bear using a computer and crying angrily

Why do some job applications require an essay. Retail Jobs are getting way to supercilious.

I’m an adult with adult money….. I can buy 4.5lb bag of sour gummy worm… for $16.50usd

Burger 🍔

Maybe I should try to beat off again [im referring to masturbating not the hit 2008 indie rpg by mortis ghost]

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

crazy the first actual effort I've put into a digital drawing in months is meryl stryfe's penis practice. Even after a bit of trying to learn to draw penises I still dont think I got it right. Oh well.

My penis art looks better then my vagina art. I would post my nude art more if I wasn’t forever embarrassed by the fact I can’t draw genitals that well. My Vash the stampede’s weird looking pussy art will stay forever exiled to the ‘art studies’ folder on my laptop.

If only my art teacher who would complain that I only painted bugs could see me now. Struggling to draw Meryl Stryfe's penis at 2:30am. I've expanded my artistic skill.

seriously their game plan is just
step 1: ban porn
step 2: classify queerness as porn
step 3: throw in some data gathering in the name of age restriction just for fun
step 4: profit off the cruelty and suppression

Another knot toy I’ve been looking at. One of the only toys I can find that has a larger knot but still comes in a smaller size. Mini is 4.5in of insertable length and is 2in at its knot

hodge-podge-entourage.com/products/chi...

Dante

twintailcreations.com/products/dan...

One of the few companies that people have recommended to me that have ‘minis’ in sizes that are small enough for me is twin tail creations. Their mini Dante is 4.5in insertable length and 1.75in diameter at its widest. And $85usd is a good price! I’m considering getting it in the trans flag colors

Scorching cells How heat threatens lives in America’s prisons

Prison infrastructure — concrete walls, sealed windows, and limited ventilation — makes extreme heat more dangerous for incarcerated people and staff.

Yet nearly half of state prisons across 29 states have partial or no air conditioning in housing units, putting lives at risk.

amazing things going on in the umamusume subreddit

Someone should tell fantasy sex toy companies that 5.75in insertable length is not ‘mini’, it is in fact the average length of a human penis. You are making people with small pussies (me) suffer by making your toys too big.