Randy Havens @mrrandyhavens

I'm manifesting CHAOS

01.12.2025 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SPOLER ALERT

01.12.2025 07:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every Tom Cruise movie is actually a documentary about him trying out a new job

30.11.2025 07:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Day one on Stranger Things, officially over ten years ago holy wow. Me and Officer Callahan aka John Reynolds. I had glasses for about five minutes until the Duffers and Kimberly Adams the costume designer 86'd them

29.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 55 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Listen y'all were a MENACE

26.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chat BBG

26.11.2025 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm still thinking about Tim Roth eating that baby

20.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"We need a fresh set of eyes on this."

Where do you expect me to get eyes at this hour!

13.11.2025 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody does any good Harrison Bergeron references anymore

12.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have never seen a grown man say the word "tummy" so much

11.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I long for the days of one year ago when talentless people had to spend money to make bad videos

03.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bad Photoshop is better than AI

03.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey I have no creative skillset at all and I'm not willing to learn one, look what I can do with AI!

31.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag blowing in the wind wanting to start again?

31.10.2025 05:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TJOBJOBO

29.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give the Good Boy dog an Oscar already

26.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have never fact checked anything

24.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That John Wayne Gacy guy was a real stinker but did you see that puppet show he did? Pretty good! #LikeTheArt #NotTheArtist

22.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry that was a message for the guy that handles my flies for me

17.10.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Release the flies

17.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can't believe Progressive came up with Flotection before Tampax did

13.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vigilante won't take blood money because he has some scruples. Some very wealthy comedians should take note

11.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you Grill Boss too close to the sun

06.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro I'm just trying to live deliciously why is this such a problem to you!

06.10.2025 07:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it . ALT: a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .

05.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If they ever put something in a cartoon that I didn't agree with I would have an aneurysm

05.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks to the WOKE MIND VIRUS I can't squirt whipped cream down my pants at Starbucks anymore

03.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok but those shoes that look like hooves. Why are they

03.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Find me at Whole Foods I DON'T CARE

03.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😮😮😮😮

30.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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