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Can i make two accounts on this app

A Golden Retriever posing in a grey chair. In front of her a bowl with red apples.

Dog and a bowl of red apples.

A still life

It's raining like shit. Time to mate

Real

Sick bouquet of flowers that are super pretty and nice

Check out this bouquet I made 💐

Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's your day. Ruin it yourself.

A photo of groundcherries (Alkekengi) in a garden in winter. The round, orange, cherry tomato-like fruits are suspended in the center of pendulous, vaguely heart-shaped husks made of networks of dried beige veins. The husks have a delicate, skeletal, lattice-like structure, reminiscent of laser-cut papercraft.

In winter through early spring, you can sometimes find unspoiled, still-bright groundcherries sitting in the latticed remnants of their husks, like hearts suspended in paper ribcages

3 large crows in the snow pecking at the ground under an evergreen. One is strutting around like they own the place.

A small murder in the snow

Just going to reiterate -

We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications

Not gonna be as NSFW as I was on Twitter. Got another media for whoring that doesn't have Nazis

Rise and shine 💪🏿

its called a "wardrobe" because you are getting ready for War

Chronic pain sucks dude

Sometimes I dislike how cartoonishly big my dick is

i went without heating for the last 2 years of kitsune tails production. we have enough to run the heating now, but if you want to play gay fox girl SMB3 and help ensure the heating stays on, you can get it on sale now: store.steampowered.com/app/1325260/...

itch: eniko.itch.io/kitsunetails

Elon Musk’s “Adrian Dittman” persona slips into the first person accidentally when referring to Elon Musk:

(This Space is from May, but he’s done something similar at at least once in every Space I’ve listened to featuring “Adrian Dittman.”)

Can I make 2 blue skies?

Those are words

Babychild

We skeeting?

I got back into my bluesky !!

Brianne is in bed, under the covers, while Leslie, with a flashlight illuminating her face, hovers over Brianne, as if telling a scary story. LESLIE: And outside of New York, cashiers and cab drivers will try to have FULL CONVERSATIONS WITH YOU!! BRIANNE (terrified): Oh god no! I don’t want to be rude, but also I have nothing to say! I just want to relax!

Australian crime shows are like oh naurrr there’s been a meerda

Wood board in a rafter that has “242 DICKS” written on it

Americans will use anything but the metric system

Intend your puns, you cowards.

sex isn't enough. i need to pick your nose

I've got a lovely dog but she refuses to take pictures with me

Most are boxed and hanging on the wall. I have duplicates of mainlines I like on my desk at work