The Afro Mafia

...and here I was thinking that the Signal app mess was the biggest app scandal from the weekend.

My flabber is utterly gasted.

Pete Hegseth must resign or be fired immediately.

DAAAAAAAAAMN

We are the Resistance.

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WAY TOO EARLY 2028 Presidential Race Take:

Governor JB Pritzker is your next President.

You heard it here first.

As info:

Drake, Family Matters: "Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now."

The Academy: Hold my beer...

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We need to do a wellness check on Drake.

Trust: he ain't okay.

Trust.

My Jordans are CLEAN.
My C-Walk is TIGHT.
Kendrick is gonna do that thing he does...and it's gonna be ALRIGHT.

Drake better turn his TV off.

So, now we have Video. Evidence. of DJ Akademiks talking greasy to a 15-year-old boy.

What was it that Dot said?

"Them predators move in flocks."

The longer we go, the more Kendrick is validated...yeeeeeesh

Okay, Geek Emeritus here:

What if we followed Boromir's plan, but not it's focus?

He wanted to use the Ring against Sauron, which is like using spinach against Popeye.

But no one owns Truth.

If we but hold to what is true, and share the same, we shall not be moved.

And we get spinach too.

There is no law against kindness or charity.

Thus, there is no penalty for the practice of either.

I will spend no more time bemoaning that which has passed, because that which is to come is the victory to strive for.

Let's just be better together.

With jokes, of course. I mean, we ain't monks.

One. Other. Thing:

In the Taylor-Made Freestyle, Drake, by way of an ill-advised Tupac AI image, urged Dot to call him (Drake) a pedophile.

Yet Drake is suing UMG because Dot did the thing Drake told him to do...?

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE Y'ALL!!

Meet The Grahams was SINISTER.

I think that track went harder on Aubrey than Not Like Us.

But here's Drake's error:

Labels already enforce copyright on monetization of their content.

What they can't enforce is my freedom to talk about said content.

And they won't pull their music because they make too much money from it.

This won't stop reactors from reacting.

NAILED IT!!!

And like I said elsewhere, apparently Drake was fine with being called a liar, a woman-hater, a gambling degenerate, a deadbeat dad to a daughter, and a money-leaking simp, but chomo was a step too far?

Nah...his skeletons got skeletons...

This lawsuit isn't worth the paper it was printed on, mostly because Drake is an idiot and he found the worst lawyers known to humanity.

The thing he alleges with content creators? They have receipts that UMG "white-listed" Drake music as well...meaning HE benefited as well.

Dumb as a rock...

Sooo, Drake was fine with being called:
1. A dude on the DL
2. A simp getting his pockets ran by his "friends"
3. A deadbeat dad to a daughter
4. A culture vulture
5. A lying drug addict
6. A gambling degenerate

BUT:

Being called a pedophile was a step too far...?

Make it make sense, y'all...

Soooo, now Drake is not just suing UMG (apparently, Spotify ain't catching strays no mo'), but content creators for reacting to it.

BUT:

He only (!!!) named black content creators.

Let that tea steep for a good minute. Let that BLACK tea steep.

"They not like us, they not like us."

Drake: <withdraws threat of lawsuit against UMG and Spotify>

Me:

Justin Herbert is Philip Rivers is Stan Humphries is Dan Fouts is Daryl Lamonica is Sisyphus.

Read a book and get the joke.

So, the Browns sold their football soul for a rapist who was largely "meh" when healthy and otherwise largely broken.

He has no future, and the Browns are on the hook for hundreds of millions to a guy that won't lead them to a massage parlor, let alone a title.

They deserve each other.

Meanwhile, because the Browns clearly didn't read the fine print on the document Satan offered them, there's no wiggling out of the salary cap hell they made for themselves.

A buyout = a $119 million cap hit in '25 AND a $53 million cap hit in '26.

Rostered = $72.9 million in '25 AND '26 anyway.

Welp, because karma keeps receipts and always has the right address, Deshaun Watson probably isn't playing in 2025.

Sorry: "ever again."

I mean, he still gets the money BUT he can never show his face or play football again.

$246 million and it looks like he got the worst of it...unbelievable...

This was two years ago.

...because the common denominator for bad quarterback play is bad NFL franchises...

...and the common denominator for bad NFL franchises remains bad NFL owners.

Nothing else explains the continual churn of the Bears, Jags, Panthers, Browns, Cowboys, Raiders, and Jets.

Wait until people complain about Nolan "ripping off" ideas and tropes that actually originated with Homer.

The. Same. Thing. happened with John Carter. The unlearned complained that John Carter ripped off Superman, not realizing that Superman was the cover version...

Playing today at Northway Pittsburgh

Merry Christmas y'all!!