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terrorcita

@zorandra.bsky.social

Confused. | I like cats (other animals too, just cats most), and beer. | If you need an adult I suggest you look elsewhere. | she/her

86 Followers  |  101 Following  |  79 Posts  |  Joined: 26.08.2023
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a woman with red hair is making a funny face while sitting in front of a crowd of people . Alt: Lucille Ball grimacing.

Yeesh. So much possibility, none of which is displayed here.

23.01.2026 03:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't believe the amount of time I've spent trying to buy this horrible little creature.

28.11.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This year's 99% off sale is actually a showcase of the horrors of capitalism and consumerism as they watch us refresh and open multiple browsers in order to buy shit we don't need.

Or maybe it's just a server error. 🤷 We may never know. BRB gotta refresh!

28.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now how am I going to keep warm without a labubu to set on fire??!

28.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I beware of average people with cults of personality.

30.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman sitting on a bed with the words pretends to be shocked Alt: A woman sitting on a bed mocking surprise, with the words "pretends to be shocked" below.

We're the effing worst.

30.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok thanks for the info. Just means that without a car I'll have to build in more travel time to get there in a timely fashion, something I'm not very good at. 😁 Happy Sunday!

21.09.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@louisvilleatheists.bsky.social Does the the weekly meet up end firmly at noon, or does it bleed over a bit? Thanks.

21.09.2025 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Being perimenopausal has mostly been a shit experience, but knowing that it's truly eliminating any chance to have a kid makes it 1000% worth it. That and becoming an Invisible Woman.

Granted I'm half Hispanic, so not like the master race wants me anyway. Which is fine cause I don't want them.

24.08.2025 15:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JFC. No wonder they love their guns so much, without them everyone would be getting away.

24.08.2025 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw your post about this on reddit, so fyi you're getting the word out.

Granted this is prob the first time in at least a month that I've opened this app. 😂

24.08.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have room in my belly for both. And my stretchy pants.

29.07.2025 20:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you give me the money I'll buy it and promise not to flip it.

29.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In hindsight maybe things were not so bad those 24 hours without power; there was less internetting, the outcome of Eurovision was still a mystery, and I read a book.

Those literal dark times were kinda uplifting and hopeful.

18.05.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We lost power at 22:00 last night and while the estimated time for it to be back on was 16:30, it's been reset to "Assessing." Considering how bad some places got it I'll just suck it up and endure.

17.05.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat . Alt: White woman wearing large dark sunglasses and a pink fur coat, visibly agitated while she pouts.

In today's edition of wtf is closed now due to The Stupid Derby (which isn't even until next week): streets closures for a parade, so a nearby brewery is closed cause nobody can get to them. There go my Sunday Funday plans.

27.04.2025 15:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman sitting at a desk with the words " if you can 't be an athlete be an athletic supporter " ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with the words " if you can 't be an athlete be an athletic supporter "

Cheering on the Derby marathoners from our front steps and seeing all the body sizes, ages, and ability levels I think to myself "maybe I could be a runner."

Then I remember I hate running.

26.04.2025 13:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This regime is gonna make the people (goose) step in line whether they want to or not.

Plus it's one way to get those user numbers back up.

11.04.2025 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Between moving from Chicago and trying to avoid social media I feel this. I was hanging with my cat on Friday nights before Rona made it trendy.

So it's new year, new cat, same Friday nights.

11.04.2025 16:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My other half hoards, um sorry collects, notebooks. Maybe I can trade some of his for yours and you two can have fun with your "new" notebooks...that'll you'll never write in. 😁

09.04.2025 04:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You might be from the Midwest if the tornado sirens are going and you're outside watching the storm.

31.03.2025 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At this point I just assume that whatever hell we're looking at has a 1000% chance of getting worse.

14.03.2025 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They may be buying it but we're paying for it.

12.03.2025 02:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is that title going to say The American People on it? Cause we all know it's us paying for it, along with his golfing etc etc etc.

12.03.2025 00:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll get back you with my thoughts on this when I'm done sleeping for a week.

11.03.2025 03:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's easier to keep affixed to his chest than his kid, plus the kid will eventually get too big and just look weird/creepy. Not that he doesn't already look both weird and creepy.

05.03.2025 04:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe they're just waiting for the manchild puppet wannabe dictator to leave the room.

05.03.2025 03:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You gotta do better by us Bluesky!

05.03.2025 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish my expectations were half as high a my blood pressure.

04.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Free Luigi and his sex tapes.

04.03.2025 20:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0