John

He'll be dead from that stroke he just had before he gets to a third term.

The only question is how many of the rest of us will be dead too.

I'm the States we take our cars to the car repair shop to get it fixed.

I've never tried giving my broken car TimBits .. does it work?

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

I saw the Empire Strikes Back there on a rainy vacation day

Yes, I'm old

Why so chipper?

Did you start a full on magat melt down on the other site with your movies?

Luigi! Mario! Brutio!

A properly made meat sauce is just Italian chili.

So what you're saying is that even when Rand is right he's still just seagulling the country.

To bad his neighbors lawnmower isn't around.

Oh for the love of punts.... Just do it.

Hey Miami

Sorry I don't understand your whine and cheeze.

Please put your John Swofford bablefish in before you reply.

Tell me you've never watched an acc game without saying it

Seriously, delete your account for even assuming the acc isn't a full on stupid basketball conference.

The Flying Naan

The knives are already out.

All these things are an audition to the MAGA base to see who is the most trumpy so they can replace him when he dies

If you crack it open I bet there is a nuclear warhead inside.

Waiting on the review of the book from the guys on the Group W bench.

KKKaroline isn't wearing a cross either so he can be near her.

There's absolutely nothing except a few people drinking beers surreptitiously out of the trunk of their car in a parking garage.

Good luck.

Chestnut Hill on game day is drier than a Baptist county is supposed to be on Sunday.

What did it seen like Cassidy had that little speech prepared in advance and written down?

Seemed like he knew in advance this bs was coming.

Her plastic surgeon should have to face the face police too.

This is a failed Christian Rock band that used to go by the name Chris T.

You cannot be serious.

Where is the Hawai'i test?
They start at 11:59 pm EDT Saturday.

It's a preferred pronoun.

College level?

I'm wondering if he's smarter than a third grader.

Reality is an Antifa value? Who knew?

It is upsidedown.

I thought it was a drumpf commercial until lady g said he approved it.

Now I'm worried about the Celtics chances of making the NBA this year. 😉

More than 2 teams in the playoffs.

Wait....
Is this like a dog agility thing, but for alpacas?
Or do people ride an alpaca though an obstacle course?
Or are the alpacas the obstacles in an obstacle course?
And is weed legal in MN? because that would make all 3 versions more entertaining.