Ness

" oups désolé ! On a violé quelques enfants c'est vrai. Au temps pour nous !"

Paula from EarthBound sending her period cramps to Mr Carpainter while Ness is looking in shock

Why did I do this?
#GoldMasterArt #EarthBound #MOTHER #MOTHER2 #Paula #Ness

Unpopular opinion but Brawl's story is lame ASF literally half of the characters are absolutely useless to the story NESS IS MORE USEFUL THAN OLIMAR, AND HE'S DEAD FOR THE MAJORITY OF TIME WHAT KIND OF WRITING IS THIS ? I HAVE READ SOME CRINGE NINTENDO FANFIC WITH BETTER WRITING THAN THIS BFR !

Like it's so bad that I'm genuinely mad and sad that there is ABSOLUTE ZERO fanfic or fanart of Olimar and Ness interacting

You know the hyperfixation is agonising when you can't think of ANYTHING without comparing it to your favourite and comfort characters...

mostly anthro designs of the environmental "your sanctuaries" from earthbound, mother 2. giants step is a small young boy, like ness but twig-like, with a mound of earth and grass for a head with the giants footprint embedded. liliput steps is a contrastingly hulking golem of earth and grass, with gentle footsteps of an invisible entity on its upper torso and head. skipping to fire spring, who is a sentient volvano, with flava-falls flowing gently from its octahedron like head, and its body is only a neck and a mound of volcanic rock, without visible limbs.

newest design, of the Milky well which is an only shaped rock in a pond with a spring in the middle. the "anthro" design is like a flamingo-in-water posed being of stone, whos legs are actually arms revealing its whole body is a backwards, upside down torso with no legs or head, stumpy, and topped with a silly butt. a well of water spurts from the butt. yup

im really fond of this old #earthbound concept but didnt have the sauce to finish it. good news, im trying again, and its ass

Nesscas ?? IN 2025 ?! hell yeah !!

The necklace is a replica of the sound stone Jeff gifted him, and since he's implied to be bi (or at least also attract to guys) he has a bi pin on his cap (from his sis Tracy) the bracelet is from Porky, the trans sticker from his friends from the treehouse and the ACAB one from Frank in Onett.

I noticed that people usually Headcanon Ness as either tane, black or asian (specifically japanese) and i was always like : "Why not both ?" so now i live with the HC that Ness is blasian from his dad (and american from his mom) his dad isnt here much because he works in Japan.

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Behold ! Ness my beloved child ! HC below btw.

#earthbound #ness

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Commencé à ouvrir sa gueule et faire des vrai grève et vrai manif

Surtout pas il faut se battre et les viré le boycott n'est pas la seul solution

Someday someone need to explain to me why Nintendo made a crossover with their characters and not have them interract.

#earthbound #pikmin

❤️ #earthbound

🇮🇱Don't forget the boycott

Je suis hypersensible et ultra empathique je comprend pas comment c'est possible sans déconner...

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Jeff retourne sur X on t'a pas demandé ton avis

Quand le PS ne censure pas Bruno Retailleau, il lui permet de soutenir les « féministes » identitaires d’extrême droite Némésis qui font ceci à un monument pour Simone Veil.

Le PS soutient les « féministes »fascistes de Némésis.

Iel m'a bloqué quand je l'ai remis a sa place jpp

Et du coup l'absence ou le peu d'attirance SEXUELLE et/ou romantique car dans notre société la sexualité et très TRÈS normaliser a tel point que des clowns comme toi sont incapable d'accepter que des sexualité ou il y'a pas forcément du cul c'est forcément hétéro mdrr va te coucher.

Ah et surtout dans hétéro il y'a SEXUEL car c'est "l'attirance SEXUELLE d'une personne du genre opposé" et selon ta logique les trans on rien a foutre la non plus vu que c'est pas une sexualité ? La comu queer c'est tout ce qui est pas la norme ça comprend le polyamour, les identités différentes

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Si c'est être queer, c'est une sexualité et c'est marginalisé la preuve tu y participe aussi.

Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states:

“'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."

Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.

👋 #animalcrossing