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We all know the zip code to Beverley Hills is 90210, but the zip code to Dawson's Creek is 90108 (for our lives to be over).

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

The Olympics curling cheating scandal memes are top notch 😂 #olympics #curling #canada #boopgate

Meant to say the accuser 🙈

If the accused stays, it might cement them as faithful to the other Faithfuls. But the Traitors will have it out for them. They are too much of a loose cannon to keep around

They had to do it early, otherwise we would have worked out who it was based on the lists for murder. Now we can get on with the Proper Traitors

Every year I go to the Fringe and every year I finish on Sam's show, because I know it will be brilliant. This one was his best yet

A woman (30s?) is looking down at a small human (5?) who is MOST unhappy.
Mum asks in a stern voice: "Do you need time out Eli?"
Small Human looks at her with heartfelt woe: "NO Mum! No! I just NEED a CHEESE TOASTIE!" (4)

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

🧵Spotted While Cafe Writing in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A man (60s?) carefully fixes a wobbly table before producing a newspaper and pen.
Moments later, his wife joins him.
Talking softly with heads bowed together as they do the crossword, laughing at each other's silly guesses. (1)

That's how I felt about The Wolf of Wall Street.
My colleagues all said it was amazing and made them what to do more drugs.
I spent 3 hours concerned about my coworkers

I know there was a lot of it out there. But whether it was how I used the app or what circles I stayed in, I managed to avoid it

I never saw anything hate-filled when I still used the Other Place. I only left because most people I followed stopped posting

Heard the news and immediately put on The First Wives Club

#RIPDianeKeaton

Oh, he looked great. I just think at funerals you should take extra care to avoid nip slips

Tom, that is too much cleavage for a funeral #CelebrityTraitors

Excited to know nothing about what is going on in the world for a few weeks because my mind only has space for #CelebrityTraitors chat

I didn't think I could love Nick Mohammed any more. But it turns out, I could and I do

Waiting for Eurostar and playing British or Parisian. It is pretty easy. The Parisians look chic and bored. The British have pints

Eeek!

Arrived in London to find my mother is staging a coup at her local croquet club

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

I bought so many Yorkies as a kid. They aren’t even good chocolate bars

I do the same sort of thing when YouTube tries to do a survey.

Have you heard of John Lewis?

Nope. Never heard of it.

My shower broke, so I am having to wash in a bath. Anyone who does this on a regular basis is a psychopath.

Psychobath, if you will

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

danny dyers 9/11 tweet

never forget x

But Sundays were the only day we were allowed to turn on the TV without permission! Any cartoons would have done!

Happy 28th anniversary to the day my parents were rudely awakened by me complaining that there were no cartoons on because some Princess had died