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Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. Terminal prostate cancer battler. Listen to us talk all things Everton on @dixiediscusses podcast, via Spotify or Apple play. It's free!

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Hes just text me, said hes been conned.
Opened a box of dildos and it was full of fancy light fittings....

02.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bag Puss

02.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thats better....

02.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Pub

Pub

The Vines pub is a lot of fun to paint

Not sure what it will look like finished

Go paint it

Such an incredible looking pub

02.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Suffering with horrific pins and needles in 1 arm, and my legs feel like ive been on my feet for 12 hours straight. It's either the cancer in the bone,or an unfortunate side effect to the chemo drugs.
Annoying as fook.

02.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Been booked in for an urgent MRI. Balls.
Tell you what though, clatterbridge do not hang around, amazing.

02.03.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Send him the email link, thays how my mate sent me his, I downloaded it into my wallet

02.03.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was meant to say wrap up this nonsense!
He needs impeaching immediately.

02.03.2026 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another rule that was forgotten about around the 2nd game of the season πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

02.03.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do they think a hand on your shoulder, possibly pulling you back, makes your body fling forward in an arch?
Incredible.

02.03.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a look at his timeline, you're not missing out on anything πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I get loads of random blocks!

02.03.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If the orange nonce could wrap this up in a few weeks, I'd be grateful.

02.03.2026 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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She’s learnt her lesson about wanting hotels full of foreigners and immigrants being burnt down. See. Prison does work

01.03.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 648    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 9

Ive had marine, expensive and extremely time consuming.
Amazing to sit and look at though.

01.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Look after yourselves mate, you've got our number if you need us πŸ’™

01.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social finding out someone's a blue, but not from Liverpool.

01.03.2026 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite possibly the best word in Welsh language πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Played some snooker tonight, which was nice.

28.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Should of at least punched it out for a throw in, not a corner, inviting more pressure...πŸ˜‚

28.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dynamite 🧨 ?

28.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Hope you all stay safe πŸ’ͺ

28.02.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Proper behaviour that. My old mate β€˜Crazyhorse’ popped round to Mark’s house and punched him cos he said he’d paid his Poll Tax in a NME interview

28.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yerrrrrrsssss what a win

28.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Longest extra time ever this

28.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jordan fucking pickford
Oh
My
God

28.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard many different pronunciations of Iliman's last name. "EN-DIE-AYE" is a new one.

28.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

6 mins added 😫

28.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0