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Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. Terminal prostate cancer battler. Listen to us talk all things Everton on @dixiediscusses podcast, via Spotify or Apple play. It's free!

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I needed a proper model, could hardly use @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social now could I? 😂

09.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman in a pink sweater and the word saboteur is on the screen ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to a woman in a pink sweater and the word saboteur is on the screen
09.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Dreading him logging on now...👀😂

09.03.2026 20:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

😂😂😂😂

09.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Not even AI that, said he was on his holidays last year, and it was just coincidence....honest...

09.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Honestly, social media has fooked this generation of Facebook parents

09.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

See latest post 👀

09.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0
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So nice of @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social to showcase his outfit already

09.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💎 5    📌 0

Sent invites to the boys the wedding.
Forgot to tell them dress code is Gilet, kilt (no pants obvs), white socks, any variation of 110s.
THANKYOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

09.03.2026 19:25 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💎 2    📌 0
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Surley you would have something like this 👀

09.03.2026 17:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

ðŸĢ ðŸŠķ

09.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 2131    🔁 757    💎 67    📌 67

😂😂😂
Been together 16 years now, she's well rehearsed 😂

09.03.2026 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

No lisa I have not forgot about my paperwork for meds to take away with me....

Shit 😂

09.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💎 2    📌 0

Did you leave ÂĢ20 in your pocket for the doc to find to make it a pass? 😂

09.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Wonder if hes going to be given the chance to see how far he can progress us.

09.03.2026 14:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

The school having to issue a calm down email over the bomb hoaxes. All because the Facebook crew are exaggerating everything. Absolute gormless pricks.

09.03.2026 14:08 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💎 5    📌 0

Sad that people who run this world think the money should be spent blowing places up ðŸ˜Ē

09.03.2026 12:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Wont somebody think of the billionaires 😂😂

09.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0
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My 2nd home 😂

09.03.2026 11:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💎 2    📌 0

Wouldn't even be allowed a firearms licence with these meds over here.
In the U.S I could buy them over the counter,but a stronger dose, along with an AR15 😂

09.03.2026 10:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 0    📌 0

Too all the readers of this in America, this was not private Healthcare, I didnt need insurance. Its free. You should have this.

09.03.2026 10:35 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💎 3    📌 0

They delivered them last time. I chose to pick them up this time because I'll be in town anyway!
Our local pharmacy always claims "it hasn't come through yet" ðŸĪĶ‍♂ïļðŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 10:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

A 15 minute phone call, where I got straight through, and a 2 min callback.
New pain killer's prescribed and ready to pick up.
Clatterbridge is absolutely bloody amazing

09.03.2026 10:04 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💎 3    📌 1

Handbags 😂😂

09.03.2026 09:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💎 2    📌 0

Haha... like Sunday League
"Go on Terry, leather the cunt" 👊„ïļ

09.03.2026 09:39 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💎 1    📌 1

The speed these are going through leaders.
Can see Dyche getting it until the end of the conflict.

08.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

A nice reminder that its bin day tomorrow

08.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0
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Bri's aubergine bake as seen in top London hotels.

08.03.2026 16:27 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💎 22    📌 3

Please say this originated from Azul on a wind up 😂😂😂😂

08.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0

Woah woah Netherley...Gateacres tory 😂

08.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💎 1    📌 0