jack esq.

Mike Pence should be forced to carry his Presidential campaign to term.

I had to Google this and I still cant believe it

Guess Biden better shape up if he doesn’t want that to happen.

In ten years I know what biopic will win Bradley Cooper his Best Actor award

For being on the cutting edge of the technology at the time, The Phantom Menace probably qualifies.

Pretty cool life update I passed the bar

A guy in my office always sends emails where the first line is tabbed over three times. I don’t know why

It denotes a level of narcissism where they haven’t done any introspection into their own politics but are picky enough they won’t accept anything less than a mirror of their own incoherent beliefs

my boss: what on earth are you wearing?

me (wearing only a toga): look I know it’s after Labor Day but they don’t come in other colors

Lauren Boebert’s date when the Beetlejuice overture ends

Actually, Gravedigger is the driver and the truck is the monster

Modern day Tony Montana

I swear officer that invite code isn’t mine