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Dickgirl Van Dyke

@trashwytch.bsky.social

afab | 30 or 40 years old --- can potentially be found in any part of seattle on any given evening. could be outside your window right now. --- currently reading all my dad's books and blogging about them at https://huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com/

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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

07.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1372    πŸ” 433    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
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6. SQUEAKY REELS (one from 1925)

The Monster

An early old dark house/mad scientist horror-comedy

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07.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sabrina is one of my oldest friends and is finally moving into a stable living situation. She could really use your help with expenses. Anything you can contribute would help a lot.

06.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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5. SHRIEKS AND SQUEALS (one with good sound design)

Berberian Sound Studio (2012)

Dunno if it has good sound design, but it does take place at a giallo sound studio...

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06.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a shitton of old berbere and I've been pouring it all over popcorn

06.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so good!!!

05.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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4. MYTHICAL CREATURES

Jack the Giant Killer (1962)

Gorgeous Technicolor combined with very "we have Ray Harryhausen at home" special effects

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05.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Department of Homo Sexuality

04.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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3. SIMIAN CINEMA (ape film)

The Ape Man (1943)

According to reviews at the time, "Monogram's writer didn't have to wipe the dust off of Bela Lugosi's Ape Man, he had to rake the mould off."

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04.10.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well and I don't slouch

03.10.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's me except for the huge ass and big boobs

03.10.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes AND she's really not doing a good job

03.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I scored a copy of the manga at a little free library a while back. What a weird little comic

03.10.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2. FANGS FOR WATCHING (snake film)

Vipers (2008)

A Sci-Fi Channel original!

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03.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I almost got that one...

02.10.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rabbits and squirrels across the city are all curled up #safe in their #burrows tonight. Retweet if you're also #safe in your #burrow.

02.10.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lesbians love funky grooves

02.10.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's time once again for the @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social Psychotronic Challenge, kicking things off with...

1. INTRODUCING... (famous actor's first role)

Cyborg 2 (1993) - Angelina Jolie's first role in the sequel to a JCVD vehicle that does not include JCVD

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02.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.

Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

01.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7003    πŸ” 1243    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 166
Web 1.0-style page of a weird bunny/bear clipart wearing a vest. Text: Ask Mr. Vest.
Ask or tell Mr. Vest anything you want. Soften before his kind heart and forgiving countenance. The text field below reads:
Mr. Vest, if you will permit such an immodest proclamation from a Godly woman who should know better, I believe I am the best maritime watercolor artist on this muddy old earth.
(also my husband smells like lawn clippings)

Web 1.0-style page of a weird bunny/bear clipart wearing a vest. Text: Ask Mr. Vest. Ask or tell Mr. Vest anything you want. Soften before his kind heart and forgiving countenance. The text field below reads: Mr. Vest, if you will permit such an immodest proclamation from a Godly woman who should know better, I believe I am the best maritime watercolor artist on this muddy old earth. (also my husband smells like lawn clippings)

20.05.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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He's sleeping though so don't wake him

30.09.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Free substance if u want it. It's in Seward Park right next to the owl

30.09.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture from the Goliath fechtbuch featuring a creepy man with a mustache walking forward gropily.

A picture from the Goliath fechtbuch featuring a creepy man with a mustache walking forward gropily.

Men will be like β€œI’m a nice guy” then approach women like this:

30.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shameful from Pink News here. The threat in question is a month old social media post that they’re spuriously linking to current negotiations. This sort of cheap and misleading fearmongering from the queer press is doing Trump’s work for him.

29.09.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1998    πŸ” 1180    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 40

Oh so you think I'm bad. I see.

29.09.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An aside: Imagine having Searle as your predatory landlord trying to evict you by sliding letters under your door. You respond to the letters w/ your own missives, saying you'll leave. But then you don't leave. The cops show up & you explain that you were simply outputting symbols according to rules

13.03.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"if you play video games... you're bad" - Carly

28.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And of course for 2028 we'll finally follow up on Portal: Three Kingdoms with sets based on other works of classic Chinese literature!

26.09.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2027 is going to be all Universes Beyond sets, but with a twist - they'll all be based on the works of James Joyce! We think Magic: the Gathering fans will love playing with all his iconic characters, from moocows to the enigmatic H.C.E.! Our first preview is Buck Mulligan, Stately and Plump

26.09.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A ragged Linda Lee robot comes out of a secret hollow tree and menaces Supergirl. The robot is saying "Mistress, why did you abandon me?" and Supergirl is saying "Oh no, how did I forget about her?!"

A ragged Linda Lee robot comes out of a secret hollow tree and menaces Supergirl. The robot is saying "Mistress, why did you abandon me?" and Supergirl is saying "Oh no, how did I forget about her?!"

A panel from Action Comics #279 from 1961 by John Forte and Robert Bernstein. It shows Linda Lee waving goodbye to her Linda Robot inside a secret hollow tree. Linda says: "Goodbye, Linda Robot! I'm afraid I won't have any more use for you!" The Linda Robot replies: "Should you ever need, Mistress, I'll be here in this hollow tree... waiting!"

A panel from Action Comics #279 from 1961 by John Forte and Robert Bernstein. It shows Linda Lee waving goodbye to her Linda Robot inside a secret hollow tree. Linda says: "Goodbye, Linda Robot! I'm afraid I won't have any more use for you!" The Linda Robot replies: "Should you ever need, Mistress, I'll be here in this hollow tree... waiting!"

I did it

24.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 893    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 16

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