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Dickgirl Van Dyke

@trashwytch.bsky.social

afab | 30 or 40 years old --- can potentially be found in any part of seattle on any given evening. could be outside your window right now. --- currently reading all my dad's books and blogging about them at https://huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com/

144 Followers  |  160 Following  |  574 Posts  |  Joined: 16.07.2023  |  2.1907

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That sounds nice!

11.08.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am quite well how is your vacation

11.08.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

as the US is now under maritime law, as a free-man-of-the-land and equal claimant to sovereignty as authorized by the Holy Spirit, I authorize all vampires, even draculas, access and invitation to all living quarters. Please turn their living rooms into unsettling parlors, we need more third spaces.

11.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
Hello faggot lovers! (Old Hilarious UK commercial )
YouTube video by tokyobananaz Hello faggot lovers! (Old Hilarious UK commercial )

H E L L O F A G G O T L O V E R S

09.05.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Just got proposed to (roughly speaking) on the 36 bus πŸ’–

10.08.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worth it

08.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I'm tired of living a lie. The allegations are true: I'm good and everyone loves me.

08.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Waiting for my PSU to get here tomorrow so I can finish building my new PC and see if I fucked anything up horribly

08.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats!

07.08.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An ad stating that Hank Hill's favorite at Whataburger is the Double Meat burger

An ad stating that Hank Hill's favorite at Whataburger is the Double Meat burger

Whataburger is doing a King of the Hill tie-in, but they're not even doing anything different they're just saying Hank would get a #2. Not even a Hank Hill Meal just "he would order what is already on the menu", which is true to be fair.

05.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2159    πŸ” 624    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 48
The Twilight Zone 1985 S01E19 The Leprechaun-Artist/Dead Run
YouTube video by Luddite Space Program The Twilight Zone 1985 S01E19 The Leprechaun-Artist/Dead Run

go read/watch Dead Run, it's about a down-on-his-luck trucker hauling souls to Hell and it rules.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpov...

06.08.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Through Road No Whither/Dead Run (1985), The Serpent Mage (1986) THROUGH ROAD NO WHITHER (First published in Far Frontiers #1, 1985. Interior art uncredited.) In a 1984 where the Nazis won WWII, two Nazi officials lost on a drive stop at the cottage of an old wo…

New post up on the blog! Talking about the 2nd part of my dad's urban fantasy duology, The Serpent Mage and also a couple short stories. Featuring LOTS of tangents.

huntingthegreatbear.wordpress.com/2025/08/05/t...

06.08.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Send it down here!!!

05.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
One of those extremely annoying β€œnonbinary people don’t owe you androgyny” infographics of a slightly masculinized fem presenting person but it says they don’t you $8,784.32

One of those extremely annoying β€œnonbinary people don’t owe you androgyny” infographics of a slightly masculinized fem presenting person but it says they don’t you $8,784.32

Making an infographic to send to collection agencies

05.08.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

So you admit to taking jobs from women

05.08.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woof woof
woof woof, bark bark

04.08.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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The Tingler - Wikipedia

Oh that's like an evolutionary variant of the tingler en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tin...

04.08.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but it will come around again in the next kalpa

02.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So what Seattle has aborted gamers

02.08.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The flagship Restoration Hardware at UVillage is the closest you can get to being in Duskmourn irl

02.08.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"dies to doom metal"

31.07.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be at Worldcon!!!

30.07.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just got served an ad for a device that helps you pick up cards from the table if you have long nails. I think magic the gathering might officially be a girl hobby

29.07.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Colourful illustration of a Mari Lwyd with text: Yes, I'm a HORSE GIRL

Colourful illustration of a Mari Lwyd with text: Yes, I'm a HORSE GIRL

~~HORSE GIRL~~
(New sticker design coming soon)

27.07.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4303    πŸ” 1220    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 27
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The Shade from Robinson's Starman gotta be one of the best villains in all of comics. An antiheroic version of the "this is my city" superhero archetype in one of comics' best fictional cities, a place you wish was real so you could love it like he does

28.07.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Producers proves you wrong.

28.07.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Magician.

27.07.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was born in 1986 so of course I know him from Reno 911

27.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Powerful looks today

26.07.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Allison is gonna read Stag Dance before me. I can't believe I'm getting out-transed by my cis wife

26.07.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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