Perfidious Pete

Ooooohhh. That's a good'n.

Kid's a dud.

I already offered my firstborn, still nothing.

Knowing how to type.

Does it have a karma system like Arc, where after about 10 matches I never have to play with griefing assholes again? Or does it go the other way?

America is the school shooter other countries worry about when they drop off their kids.

There's no reason to celebrate anyone following illegal orders. Real heroes would be sitting in a brig for refusing an order.

Iran's revolutionary guards tell ships passage through Strait of Hormuz 'not allowed', EU naval mission official says An official from the European Union's naval mission Aspides said on Saturday that vessels have been receiving VHF transmission from Iran's Revolutionary Guards saying "no ship is allowed to pass the S...

Trump's plan is to make gas so expensive no one will be able to drive to the polls in November.

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Maybe share with them something less hateful. There's a wide array of wonderful YA literature that doesn't subsidize a billionaire bigot.

Scott Westerfeld's Tally Youngblood series, for example. Jim Butcher's Codex Alera. So, so many other wonderful worlds you could choose.

In other news, Democratic officials also learn water wet, sky blue.

Microsoft AI Exec: "We will not flood our ecosystem with soulless AI slop."
Gamers: "So what the fuck was your former job then?"

SCOTUS is a pile of garbage that needs a near total and complete reformation, but the one thing they can be relied upon to never do is issue a ruling that might hurt their stock portfolios.

Ditto. Also subbed.

It's gonna be weird when Rob Cantor's "Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf" turns out to be a documentary.

Also, if you actually understand it, you're fully aware that it *does not and cannot* do what AI boosters claim it does.

So... focaccia?

"Hey Boss, check out this new Space Marine I made using GenAl. Isn't this amaz-“

Gonna wish he had something with a little more reach when the mob shows up with torches and pitchforks...

"You have to consider the possibility that there *might* be a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow."

No. No I fucking don't, Chris. Because I understand how rainbows and gold work.

My response to this is always, "You have no concrete data on how much antimatter I have in containment."

Something real fucked up just happened in New Mexico that we're going to find out about like 10 years from now, when we all read a listicle titled "10 Times Donald Trump Nearly Annihilated the Planet."

That is, assuming he doesn't succeed before then.

Age verification? I used DOS when it came on a ROM cartridge like it was fucking Dixie Flatline.

Mass market paperback novels and comics books being available in the tiny book section of my local rural supermarket are directly responsible for both my lifelong obsession with reading and my MFA in English.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Did ketamine send that tweet? Is it here in the room with us now, Elon?

I was looking forward to more pictures of Javi.

I'm assuming this is a Peter Thiel subtweet, since at every moment of every day he looks like he just crawled out of a vat of chicken grease.

There's a scene from that show where some characters are discussing the cruelest inventions of the 20th century, and the final consensus is that it's the alarm clock. It's not super relevant to the overall plot, but it's such a perfectly written little bit that has stuck with me for over 30 years.