sans

* huh.

* man, loneliness seems to be a common issue.

* and who may that be?

* i sure do love being the only sans and there being no others sans's.

* damn. sounds like a "mecha" pain in the ass.

* [ The skeleton puns, winking as he does so. ]

* you want some help with that? i remove my arms all the time.

okay purple sauce.

y'know. maybe the real sans was the friends we made along the way.

* [ Sans the prequel sighed lightheartedly, shrugging. ]

impersonation? i've been sans since i was born.

maybe /you're/ the impersonater.

* [ The skele-bro pointed an accusatory glove at the other, which he was clearly not serious about. ]

crimes? nah, i'm "sans" of those.

* [ He gives a wink, pun very intended. ]

never committed one in my life, unless being a comedian is a crime.

hey, at least i'm not mugging anyone. didn't even bring coffee this time.

* [ Sans puts his hands up, though not at all threatened in his actions, still grinning non-existent ear to non-existent ear. ]

that's a lot of candy there. would be a shame if /something/ happened to it.

* [ The skeleton, with the goofiest grin, stuck a sticker with the word something onto the bag of candy. ]

maybe i should talk to people more.

sorry about the radio silence, just got nothing going on at my end.

err.

crime isn't legal. thankfully, i don't do crime.

niel.

I'm so sorry, I need some help.

For the past couple of months I've been absolutely bleeding money taking care of four orphaned 3 week old kittens until now- and I don't regret it one bit.

But it's cost me almost 2k total and now the loan jumbling left me 2 months past due.

badass they/them right here.

OH UNDYNE...

i can confirm, this happened.

hell yeah.

alright bro, calm down. i'll get you your crack once i'm off my break.

err.

say gex.

what's with the look? something i say?

water on the hill.

jokes on them, i don't have a throat to slit.

* ( Sans shrugs, putting on the dumbest looking smile... With his eyes, due to his inability to move his mouth. )

but that's so real of them though, i'd slit my own throat too for that.

ah, i see. very cool.

bisexual?

@home-musicbox.bsky.social

【Paps takes a sip of the LazyTea with his pinky raised.】

* HMM, I DID SAY I HAD TO BE HONEST...

* WELL, YOU'RE MY BRO! AND I LOVE YOU! EVEN THOUGH THE PEOPLE ON TUMBLAR PREFER YOU OVER ME MOST OF THE TIME, I WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD FOR SUCH A BROTHER!

【Healed MAX HP!】

you'll understand once you get your driver's license.