aislin 💙💜💖

You can call it "the devil's lettuce", but a salad is a salad. Now eat.

#womeninmensfields went to the bathroom upon arriving home so my husband was forced to bring in (and put away) all the shopping!!

Our love language is American English.

Also, receiving gifts.

I think Scrappy Doo is the best cartoon representation of my personality

Idk if I’m late or early to this party, but I’m pretty sure most of our problems today are Bush’s fault. I mean, the rise in anti-intellectualism can easily be traced back to NCLB

The thing that confuses me the most about Guy Fieri is how the fuck his glasses stay hanging backwards off his head, how are they not falling off all the time

When drivers don’t close the gaps in drive-thru lines… 😤

Today I amazed my husband by introducing him to the top/bottom labels in his bedsheets 🤦🏻‍♀️ Reader, he was *floored* that putting on bedsheets could be so easy.

sometimes I doubt I’m a capricorn… but then I’ll do something like arrange meetings with my personal Board of Wise Women whenever I have a decision to make 🤦🏻‍♀️

I SURVIVED READING BANNED BOOKS ALL I GOT WAS SMARTER AND MORE EMPATHETIC

🙂

I’m mostly bothered by the mess of quotation marks, like what’s going on there?

just realized that if the pope excommunicates vance, he’ll do it in a chicago accent

Even in Arcadia has me reaching for a dictionary more than every Taylor Swift album combined

I need straight people to walk like they have somewhere to be.

Millennials aren’t cringe, we just aren’t afraid to enjoy things

“I just want to be high with Shakespeare, but instead I have to live in America in 2025.”

doing the therapy my parents should have done is trickle down therapy

other ladies who married their college sweethearts: do y’all also feel like you got the last chopper out of ‘Nam in terms of partners??

Contemplating teaching summer school. Not because I necessarily need the money, but because I’d be able to wear hoodies all summer with the frigid aircon

When you and your partner tell each other that you feel yourselves getting sick, but you forget he’s a guy so OF COURSE his man-flu is worse than your sniffles 😑

someday i will make the kind of friends who are still willing to be friends with me even when i have periods where i can't uphold my end of the friendship bargain due to mental health issues and autism and extreme burnout but today is not that day 😀

I didn’t have Jamie Campbell Bower doing Quinn audios on my 2025 bingo card, but I’m also not complaining AT ALL 🫠

Why am I, an English teacher, being made to watch a video about the power of word choice at this PD? I have a whole-ass degree in this exact field

I really should start a TPT for all my brilliant lesson ideas

Spotify needs a feature that tells where you left off last time you listened to that playlist

Thanks to the power of the TikTok fyp, I learned that I’m only 2 degrees of separation from Epic the Musical’s Athena 🤯

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.

Today is already ruined, as I saw a cybertruck on my commute