Sounds legit. Not. More like she got into Jr's edible stash.

"Sorry Kristi. I don't have a mirror but you look fine - maybe a bit more lip gloss.

I thought they were already there as ICE recruits.

Wonder who is telling him he's at 65% or is he just making it up? I can see Miller showing him a fake poll. And I wonder what Susie Wiles is doing.

She embodies the arrogance and deceipt of this administration.

Boyd's start Saturday too.

Exactly

Okay, Mike. Stop protecting pedophiles.

Lucky you! It's a beautiful day at Wrigley.

Simply put: he's a mad man.

Loved the example of estimating the number of piano tuners.

Happy Birthday to "Henry Farmer", as Fermi was known during the Manhattan Project.

*RFK, not JFK.

Oops. Sorry about that.

Miracle in Vegas!

All of his outlandish claims are probably based on fabrication from his aides with agendas. People pouring over the border? Miller's hatred of brown people. Tylenol and autism? JFK Jr's pseudoscience pals. Gas $1.99? Ludicrous? Bessent? And on and on...

He's so gullible. He lacks critical thinking skills, so he relies on those who surround him who have agendas, like those who showed him videos of Portland in flames.

Yeah. Watching the Cubs on my laptop. Annoyed that marquee cut away from the 7th inning stretch with the grounds crew.

Sure Donald. It's as real as your "tan" and hair.

I thought Miller was the shadow president.

That's because he's president in name only - Miller runs the show.

I retired. Grading, planning, meetings, organizing - I was just done. I didn't feel I had the enthusiasm to inspire learning, the patience to help struggling students, and the ability to refrain from slapping obnoxious students upside the head.

She. Katie Hobbs

Great sign for No Kings on 10/18.

Did someone just make up Virginia vs Loving, Thomas?

Really. They run hot or cold. Power Alley guys were talking about the Cubs saying if their pitching was hot, the bats were cold. And, if the bars were hot, the pitching stunk. Accurate.

You called it

Putin's goal

*can't

Accidentally *on purpose* publicly posted instructions to AG.

Jimmy @jimmykimmel.com should tell the mashed potato story - or why F47 can handle being laughed at.