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'Take me home, Island Roads' - CP columnist shares her frustrations Earlier this month, I went to Southampton's Mayflower Theatre to see self-styled 'mentallist' Derren Brown. In his show, 'Only Human,' the…

NEW COLUMN: *Take me home, #IslandRoads* In which I weave tale around a trip to #MayflowerTheatre to see #mentalist #DerrenBrown, with eternal gamble of catching the last #RedFunnel #RedJet, plus added frustration of pesky road closures on the #IsleOfWight.
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I have to. I'm blocked

Hitler's bunker in 1945, or Kings Oak 1980?

But sadly everyone thinks he's a prick so they play blind man's bluff and all run off. Leading to the most inexplicable use of the Paul McCartney And Wings theme ever.

Arthur is throwing some moves.

Crossroads and it's finally Arthur Brownlow's party. The table is laid out with big tins of booze

"The UK has got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the beautiful fields. A magician lives in them, and he solves locked room murders with the lady from Men Behaving Badly. He is a disgusting individual. Long curly hair, very unkempt, very very disrespectful."

YouTube video by Wrestle Me BRIAN "GOLDBELT" MAXINE: Britain's King of the Ring!! - Wrestle Me Review

If you have never watched this then you need to watch this. youtu.be/0JTxAp295Wo?...

I'm sorry your liking for Top Deck has come to this.

The channel that was uploading Crown Court has run out of Crown Court and is now uploading [checks notes] Babes In The Wood and Home James.

YouTube video by Danno Los Vast (04/02.1986)

Paul Shane and him from the Tomorrow People. Watch this. Kahn from Star Trek 3 does a much better job of The Righteous Brothers and there's even crowd surfing. youtu.be/bTBcoRn9whw?...

Street Fighter 2 (Amstrad CPC) - Games That Weren't Our next entry into the archives is one which has tormented Amstrad CPC users for many many years. But were they then perhaps saved from the lack of a Street Fighter 2 conversion?

After initial investigations, it's now confirmed that Street Fighter 2 on the Amstrad CPC WAS developed by Nick Vincent (who did Final Fight CPC), along with graphics by Adam Steele. A breakthrough - though Nick remains elusive. More twists & turns due?
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man I cannot tell you how unhappy mastodon made me, culturally

those people are fucking MISERABLE

there were individuals I liked but collectively it was like mainlining the Linux kernel mailing list plus the “funny” slashdot post comments

Pair of arseholes.

Dave Perry is an arsehole. Volume 87

a man wearing a crown and a purple robe is called brian " gold belt " maxine ALT: a man wearing a crown and a purple robe is called brian " gold belt " maxine

Goodnight

@hellothisisivan.bsky.social Mrs Chinny suggested this is based on The Krays. I said I knew a man on the internet who'd know

It is entirely possible Ralph Bates may turn into a werewolf at any moment.

Ralph Bates and Alan Lake in Crown Court

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Dressed like Doctor Who

Looks quite, er, South African.

What the world needs now is Peter Chilledwine.

Grumpy as Danno hasn't uploaded in 48 hours and I need my fix of Dutch light entertainment.

Blind items are blind items for a reason.

two women are singing into microphones while wearing cowboy hats and jackets . ALT: two women are singing into microphones while wearing cowboy hats and jackets .

Sorry, serious post.

'When I moved to Dubai I thought it was the safest place in the world'

As long as you are rich kertow to the monarchy and ignore the fact Peter Sutcliffe lives next door with his massive collection of hammers.

I see your Dad's new book is out

Got a camp TV presenter in the room who is quite cross.

It's like being back in BBC local radio with the drivetime presenter bitching he can't get access to a studio to put together his Tesco Value Kenny Everett self sung jingles.

I see the Linkedin Dubai twats are leveraging current events for likes