Audrey

Welcome to the beginning of severe storm season.

“Texas – The Mass Shooting State”

16 people got shot. I’m so sick of this shit.

Welcome to the third shift! You’re one of us now!

Guys, you wear this to the party & *all* the ladies will be dripping off your arms.

Abolish DHS. Abolish ICE. Abolish CBP. We can make something much, much better.

I want to stop seeing the term “vaccine skeptic”. It’s not a thing. She’s an antivaxxer.

YouTube video by Channel 4 News 72 hours of Epstein emails reveal influence over UK elite

Our best friends are taking this very seriously.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMNX...

Mhmmm it seems like all the whackadoodles like to live in Texas (where I’m at).

That guy is a dirty scumbag. My BFF & I crashed one of their stupid “movie” screenings at the bar upstairs from the theater. He’s so loud & rude. AND he did not tip the waitstaff. Loud, rude & CHEAP!

Threaten me with a good time why dontcha.

Now I’m making money talking about the effectiveness of vaccines. She got her first dose of HPV vaccine today. 💰

I just got paid good money to talk about music with a fluent Chinese Swiftie. And I turned her on to David Bowie. 💰

Mhmmm & that ain’t how bipolar works

Give it up for the mighty organ!

It's the whole game. They're doing it at the churches, too, who cover it up.

Oh please do! That’s fantastic.

This looks so fun.

I have no idea how he’s coping with the MAGA boycott of his Super Bowl performance. Must be a difficult time for him.

i love it when it’s explodey day!

Just spent an hour with a fairly fluent girl who LOVES spiders. The lesson was about tarantulas & she had her preserved-in-a-box pet tarantula that died ready to go. All this while fireworks were going off the whole time. Y’all I thought I was trippin’ balls.

My takeaway from the Epstein files is that we need to destroy the rich.

So what happens next? The tariffs aren’t gonna disappear on their own. Somebody in the admin has to make it happen. Will they actually do it?

Lmao I hope his day is miserable

It’s like we’re living under Tokugawa Japan’s gonin-gumi system.

It’s been so festive this week. Firecrackers have been going off during so many lessons 🧨. And *everybody* loved the robots in the Spring Festival Gala 🤖.

I just taught a new student. A 9yo Chinese boy living in Naples, Italy. He’s speaking Chinese, Italian & English. He doesn’t know how cool that is, yet.

YouTube video by CGTN Martial arts robots dazzle at 2026 Spring Festival Gala #coolchina #springfestival2026

I’ve been surveying my students to find out their favorite part of the Spring Festival Gala, & it’s overwhelmingly the Kung Fu robots.

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Hooboy I hope this works out. It’d be so nice & save us a ton of suffering (and money!)

I like this. Open the flood gates!