Paul Stothard paul-stothard

This is why god invented whisky

04.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m preparing myself to get over that match.

28.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is surely the Board of Peace’s biggest test to date.

28.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s all gone a bit flat in The Dolphin #nufc

24.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t really care if Arsenal win the league but I would be delighted if Spurs go down.

22.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same - it was an encouraging defeat

22.02.2026 12:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

England have taken three wickets while I emptied the dishwasher and now I have to somehow keep it up for the next 17.2 overs.

22.02.2026 11:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As you were.

21.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Howe < Keegan

18.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😜

18.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀 👀 👀

18.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This feels a bit like a Kevin Keegan’s Newcastle performance. 7-1 anyone? #nufc #carrierbag

18.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Azer-BAD- jan more like #morelike #nufc #carrierbag

18.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

18.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good to see us resting Nick Pope tonight #nufc #carrierbag

18.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Good ebening to Emery’s constipation face #nufc

14.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow - that was just inexplicable

14.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I deprecate the officiating. #nufc

14.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s “champing at the bit”, Glenn

10.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love this Man U movie. Sack a manager mid-season after disastrous performances, appoint temporary manager, results revert to the mean, manager becomes unsackable, club back him to tune of 500m, cycle repeats.

07.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Suspended for NUFC

07.02.2026 13:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At least there’s no agony of hope

04.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While I don’t doubt that we can attract a “big name” manager (we used to even when Ashley was in charge), I don’t think any of them would have the commitment to the club that Howe has demonstrated.

01.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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31.01.2026 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And indeed every match from now until the end of the season

31.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Truth accepted

31.01.2026 20:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did I mention how much I loathe Anfield? #nufc

31.01.2026 20:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

👀 👀

31.01.2026 20:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Newcastle the better team. Feels like the league cup final (except Gordon is playing). #nufc

31.01.2026 20:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

God I hate Anfield. I hate it. I hate the saccharine strains of “you’ll never walk alone”. I despise the world’s most unimaginative fan song in the world: the “Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool” song. I loath the entitlement of the fans. Nothing good can come of this place.

31.01.2026 20:06 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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