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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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"I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you. Except for you Joey." And don't follow me with your damned GAZA scam, I will share, report and block you immediately. Fuck off.

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two police officers are driving down a street in a car with a badge that says ' police ' on it ALT: two police officers are driving down a street in a car with a badge that says ' police ' on it

Laughing way too hard at an episode of "Emergency" where they are watching "Adam 12". "Emergency" was introduced via "Adam 12"! The space time continuum is all screwed up.

05.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Remembering when "March Madness" was about basketball and not the entire fucking planet.

Good times.

04.03.2026 16:50 — 👍 112    🔁 45    💬 2    📌 0

I think that's part of it, but he's always been a rich kid cosplaying as a Democrat.

05.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@fetterman needs to go. If not soon, he WILL be primaried if he is stupid enough to run again. I've had it. He does NOT represent me.

05.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They've started construction on the one here. I just wanna scream. We don't need more retail to begin with, but why them???

05.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so sad. I've heard rumors that something like this just bought up a bunch of houses that all belonged to a slumlord in this area. I'm hoping it's wrong because it will just open the floodgates.

05.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like past presidents...like...dead? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

04.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
It takes a special kind of self-loathing to be a woman and vote for today's Republicans.

fb.me/thereprimandproject

It takes a special kind of self-loathing to be a woman and vote for today's Republicans. fb.me/thereprimandproject

04.03.2026 15:33 — 👍 46    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 2

Good to know. It might save the piece I was considering throwing out. Between so much shading and old eyes, I was struggling.

04.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a casserole dish filled with enchiladas with tomato sauce and cheese ALT: a casserole dish filled with enchiladas with tomato sauce and cheese

Dinner out night. We are going to try the Mexican Buffet at a place we recently discovered. I am looking forward to it, a great way to try tastes of other menu items without committing fully and then possibly be disappointed, although Mexican is seldom disappointing. 🤞🌮🌯

04.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've never used guide threads but I have a project I think I should use it on. How many spaces do you leave in between to make it easy to pull out?

04.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm anxious to see how this turns out. I thought about participating but I've got too much going on, too many projects plus I was called for jury duty next week. Not looking forward to that. I love your thread choice.

04.03.2026 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#Epsteinfiles #IRANwar #AbolishICE #January6

04.03.2026 17:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

While I'm not a fan of Tillis or his motives now, I'm still glad that someone is calling her out. Now if just a few more members of the GOP who aren't leaving would grow a damned backbone, we might actually get somewhere!

04.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, this dude is acceptable in the same state that regularly crucified Jim Trafficant...

04.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I crashed and burned on my recent project (long story) so I'm hoping to start on this today! For a baby due the end of May, I think I should easily make it. Then on to two birthday gifts! (And a little something for me, found a perfect frame for it yesterday while thrifting.)

04.03.2026 16:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love this idea.

04.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why am I not surprised? This is the guy that stole from his employees and managed to get elected. I just shake my head at Ohio and some of the insanity.

04.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .

One of those mornings where I woke up to use the bathroom, couldn't get back to sleep and just decided to get out of bed at 4AM and get shit done. Unloaded/reloaded dishwasher, dried laundry, washed a load, submitted a rebate online and assorted other things. What else can I get into? It's only 7:36

04.03.2026 12:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hello kitty is wearing a red kimono with cherry blossoms around her . ALT: hello kitty is wearing a red kimono with cherry blossoms around her .

Well, we made it to Wednesday...

04.03.2026 09:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fingers crossed for you! I wonder if I should look into something like this?

04.03.2026 09:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think we are due for a dinner like this soon.

04.03.2026 09:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love this for you!

04.03.2026 09:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's wild here too, it's all over the place. I drove past Sam's Club yesterday and it was $2.57 but at the Sheetz next door it was $3.19!

04.03.2026 09:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Best news in a while.

04.03.2026 09:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is so disgusting though.

04.03.2026 09:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The greatest border crisis in America today is Church and State. Now when someone tells me they are Christian, I have to ask “Classic Jesus or Republican Jesus?”

03.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 106    🔁 6    💬 5    📌 0
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This would be a very Good Morning.. can’t come quick enough..

04.03.2026 05:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0