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Kelsey, she/her ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ๐Ÿค โ˜๏ธ cat lady ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› swiftie ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ survivor and other tv

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will kim is still in ICE detention

30.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2440    ๐Ÿ” 1496    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

12.09.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19419    ๐Ÿ” 6087    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

iโ€™m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

11.09.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26762    ๐Ÿ” 6232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 311    ๐Ÿ“Œ 193

I am genuinely confused by all this pageantry. He was not an elected official. I cannot think of another time a regular citizen being killed garnered this response. Itโ€™s perverse.

11.09.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10559    ๐Ÿ” 2030    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 432    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
It's a Killing Field': IDF Soldiers Ordered to Shoot Deliberately at Unarmed Gazans Waiting for Humanitarian Aid
IDF officers and soldiers told Haaretz they were ordered to fire at unarmed crowds near food distribution sites in Gaza, even when no threat was present. Hundreds of Palestinians have been killed, prompting the military prosecution to call for a review into possible war crimes โ–  Netanyahu, Katz reject claims, call them 'blood libels'

It's a Killing Field': IDF Soldiers Ordered to Shoot Deliberately at Unarmed Gazans Waiting for Humanitarian Aid IDF officers and soldiers told Haaretz they were ordered to fire at unarmed crowds near food distribution sites in Gaza, even when no threat was present. Hundreds of Palestinians have been killed, prompting the military prosecution to call for a review into possible war crimes โ–  Netanyahu, Katz reject claims, call them 'blood libels'

Hundreds of Palestinians have been killed by Israeli military while waiting for food (which they are being deprived of). There is no justification - no excuse - no context that changes the fact that this is a war crime, pure and simple.
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

12.07.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Animal Crossing New Leaf (2012)
#acnl

11.06.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8024    ๐Ÿ” 1858    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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this exit interview in Spring 2026 is going to go CRAZY

28.05.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 236    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I just know heโ€™s gonna be wondering if heโ€™s missed rep tv the whole time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

30.05.2025 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie missing the news of Taylor Swift owning all her music by 3 days. He doesnโ€™t even know it but heโ€™s already won #Survivor50

30.05.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

CHARLIE DOESNโ€™T KNOW THAT TAYLOR OWNS HER MUSIC NOW #Survivor50

30.05.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

REPUTATION HATERS WEโ€™RE FINALLY FREE!!!!

30.05.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They sure did ๐Ÿ˜ญ

27.05.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The disrespect shown to seasons 41-44 in the Survivor 50 cast is unforgivable ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

27.05.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ONLY ONE MORE YEAR OF POSTING THIS!! #Survivor50

27.05.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
William Morris giving you leaves and flowers like a boss!

William Morris giving you leaves and flowers like a boss!

Bluesky isnโ€™t about popularity, itโ€™s about gathering all 17 William Morris lovers together in a single online location!

26.05.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2444    ๐Ÿ” 226    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 185    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

TO BE CLEAR I LOVE KYLE AND AM VERY HAPPY

22.05.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s such a disconnect between the way we saw the season (Joe obviously in control the whole way) and what the jury thinks happened (something that was not that). THIS SEASON WAS SO WEIRD WHAT EVEN HAPPENED #survivor

22.05.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kyle did not have a winning premerge edit in ANY WAY omgโ€ฆ. Iโ€™M SO CONFUSED #survivor

22.05.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HEY WHY DID THEY EDIT THE SEASON LIKE THAT??? #survivor

22.05.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YOU CANโ€™T TELL ME THAT DAVID ISNโ€™T GOOD TV #survivor

22.05.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still canโ€™t believe Kyle did JAIL TIME for underage drinking. absolutely absurd #survivor

22.05.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
julie chen moonves pointing to the word โ€˜HERโ€™ with her left index finger while a photo of kamilla karthigesu floats (photoshopped) above her right hand with palm facing up

julie chen moonves pointing to the word โ€˜HERโ€™ with her left index finger while a photo of kamilla karthigesu floats (photoshopped) above her right hand with palm facing up

#Survivor48

21.05.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Kyle and Kamilla being in the final 4 together is so cool yayyyyy #survivor

22.05.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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meepit juice break๐ŸŒท๐Ÿงƒ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿˆ

21.05.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1150    ๐Ÿ” 445    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Canโ€™t believe they have fire making at the final 5 and the final 4 now #survivor

22.05.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
So called free thinkers meme

So called free thinkers meme

Walked into the coffee shop listening to bed chem in my airpods and they were playing bed chem over the speakers

08.05.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He carried the last 30 minutes of the episode on his back and he didnโ€™t even have any lines!

08.05.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Betrale will live in my head rent free for years to come #survivor

08.05.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An arch of blocks with letters spelling out โ€œbratโ€ at the end

An arch of blocks with letters spelling out โ€œbratโ€ at the end

good to know Joe was also having a brat summer #survivor

08.05.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I burst out laughing when Eva drew the rock it really is over LMAOOOO #survivor

08.05.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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