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Feel like its a bad sign about the health of the republic that Pritzker has to talk about TX Dems like they’re the Polish government-in-exile in London

I installed a camera to see what was going on with our water feature that kept being taken apart at night (I recently filled it with rocks with a central fountain so it wouldn’t be constantly muddy), figuring I’d see a raccoon. I hadn’t expected an all-night pool party! 😂
Mystery solved! ⛲️🦝🦝🦝🦝

Hot dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuters' wurst nightmare By Associated Press UPDATED: August 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM ET SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) - A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

A writer waits a lifetime for a moment like this.

playing music i think the spiders in my apartment will like

I hate when I open Instagram and it’s like already on the “take a photo and post it directly” camera screen for some reason like whoa whoa whoa are you out of your goddamn mind?!

Racism is why we’re never going to have universal healthcare in this country. Because some white folks will die themselves rather than see a Black person get a goddamn thing.

Today is August 1.

Asking an academic how their book is going is a felony.

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Frasier is wild because we're meant to believe an AM radio show host has a skyscraper apartment with room for a grand piano

There’s so much to be said about how cynical, how bloviating, how utterly beyond the pale this is, but the thing coming up for me most is the audacity to put such conditions on a symbolic gesture that actually does nothing to address the immediate mass starvation and genocide of an entire people.

Can’t pay your student loans back? Maybe you’re not kidnapping enough dads.

The Claw Cometh!! 🔮🦀 #crab #claw #cometh #pincer #seamonster #itcamefromthedeep #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity

Oreo with Reeses peanut butter filling will fuck. The Reeses with Oreo crumbled up in it and a white top is an abomination.

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is to gather 8 of your friends and trek across the world to throw an evil ring into a volcano while fighting multiple wars against the forces of darkness

Poor esophagus.
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The Criminal Enterprise Run by Monkeys A cabal of furry thieves snatch iPhones and other valuables from visitors to a temple in Bali–and trade them for mangos

“Primate researchers have found that the macaques steal belongings to use as currency to trade with humans for food.Some monkeys can distinguish between objects we highly value (smartphones, prescription glasses, wallets) and those we don’t (hats, flip flops, hair clips) and will barter accordingly”

The sargassum was thick today but it created some interesting lighting conditions for this nurse shark to swim under🩺🦈 #nurseshark #sharksofcoralcity #shark #everydayissharkweekincoralcity #sargassum #mat #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

Just reckless destruction of things we could easily afford, as a rich country, because the dumbest, most arrogant people alive don’t understand anything.

Germany used to lead the world in science. The language of science was German—until the Nazis came to power and chased out, imprisoned, or killed all the non-Nazi scientists. Fascists break good things, and it is happening here. (2/2)

The U.S. has led the world in science since the mid-20th century for two reasons: funding & welcoming students and researchers from around the world. The Trump administration is destroying both advantages (1/2)

Trial to remove shark nets from three Sydney and Central Coast beaches a good first step, scientists say Experts welcome move by NSW government, saying nets are ineffective at preventing shark bites and ‘indiscriminately’ kill marine life

Fantastic progress. This is a huge first step to getting to grips that shark nets are ineffective and a waste of taxpayer's money.

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"Why aren't you posting about Important Social Issue #2829???" Because if I try to post about every single nightmare currently going on in the world, I will be unable to function

Academic with history of incendiary remarks to lead US Institute of Peace Darren Beattie once said on X that “competent white men must be in charge.”

that is one way to describe a white supremacist, politico!!!

Sans intervention immédiate, les derniers reporters de Gaza vont mourir 21 juillet 2025 L'AFP travaille avec une pigiste texte, trois photographes et six pigistes vidéo dans la Bande de Gaza depuis le départ de ses journalistes staff courant 2024. Avec quelques autres, ils sont aujourd'hui les seuls à rapporter ce qu'il se passe dans la Bande de Gaza. La presse internationale est interdite d'entrer dans ce territoire depuis près de deux ans. Nous refusons de les voir mourir. L'un deux, Bashar, collabore pour l'AFP depuis 2010, d'abord comme fixeur, ensuite comme photographe pigiste, et depuis 2024 comme principal photographe. Samedi 19 juillet, il est parvenu à poster un message sur Facebook: « Je n'ai plus la force de travailler pour les médias. Mon corps est maigre et je ne peux plus travailler ». Bashar, 30 ans, travaille et vit dans des conditions égales à celles de tous les Gazaouis, allant d'un camp de réfugiés à un autre camp au gré des bombardements israéliens. Depuis plus d'un an il vit dans le dénuement le plus total et travaille en prenant d'énormes risques pour sa vie. L'hygiène est pour lui un problème majeur, avec des périodes de maladies intestinales sévères. Bashar vit depuis février dans les ruines de sa maison de Gaza City avec sa mère, ses quatre frères et sœurs et la famille d'un de ses frères. Leur maison est vide de tout aménagement et confort, à part quelques coussins. Dimanche matin, il a rapporté que son frère aîné était « tombé, à cause de la faim ». Même si ces journalistes reçoivent un salaire mensuel de l'AFP, il n'y a rien à acheter ou alors à des prix totalement exorbitants. Le système bancaire a disparu, et ceux qui pratiquent le change entre les comptes bancaires en ligne et l'argent liquide prennent une commission de près de 40%. L'AFP n'a plus la possibilité d'avoir un véhicule et encore moins de l'essence pour permettre à ses journalistes de se déplacer pour leurs reportages. Circuler en voiture équivaut de toutes les façons à pre…

🚨BREAKING: The last journalists working for AFP in Gaza have said they can no longer work for the news agency.

They are out of energy and they are starving to death.

I have never seen a statement from a news organisation like it.

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i’m finding it requires more and more cognitive dissonance to enjoy indulgences as the fascism becomes increasingly omnipresent and suffocating

Outrage after border agents subject detained gay Vermont superintendent to hours of ‘psychological terror’ Local officials and national lawmakers are expressing anger over U.S. citizen Wilmer Chavarria’s “deeply disturbing” encounter while returning from vacation with his husband.

That’s not actually mentioned in the article linked, I learned it from another source. www.advocate.com/news/vermont...

I think it’s worth noting that part of what happened to this man was being told they didn’t believe he and his husband were really married

“I took Josh Hawley’s advice” has to be the most damning excuse you could possibly come up with.