GOP person looking to see who they can get killed next: "Let's see...can't attack trans anymore. Hmmm...hey, maybe if we put some Islamic centers on a map we can stir up some Islamophobia!
Don't put all Christian churches on the map, we won't be able to see anything!"
#Satire
02.03.2026 12:48 β
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Breaking: U.S. suddenly discovers the International Law it has been ignoring for multiple decades.
#Satire
02.03.2026 12:33 β
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TWEET OF THE DAY π
02.03.2026 05:36 β
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The US is making a play for all time worst imperial flame outs right now.
02.03.2026 04:36 β
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The number of leaders in history who have made dumb claims about short wars and been massively wrongβ¦..is very, very, high.
Bet the rateβs even higher for illegal warfare.
02.03.2026 03:40 β
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"They love me in Cuba. It would be a friendly takeover. They already call me the best of America. In Spanish, Bae of Pigs."
#Satire
cc: @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
02.03.2026 03:31 β
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I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)
02.03.2026 02:37 β
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Trump pointing and shouting
When your junior coauthor changes your two spaces after the full stop to one space.
#Satire
02.03.2026 02:25 β
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It turns out you can just post the dumbest shit
02.03.2026 02:04 β
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I personally was deeply appalled that there was a Polymarket betting market where people wagered on someone's death.
In unrelated news, I wonder what the oil markets are going to do tomorrow.
#Satire
01.03.2026 23:40 β
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I personally was deeply appalled that there was a Polymarket betting market where people wagered on someone's death.
In unrelated news, I wonder what the oil markets are going to do tomorrow.
#Satire
01.03.2026 23:40 β
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Well, I'm in the state of denial...
01.03.2026 23:31 β
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That's just how the cookie crumbles with needless deaths.
01.03.2026 23:26 β
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The Trump administration hates innovation
01.03.2026 23:16 β
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Well, f*ck.
01.03.2026 23:11 β
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One of the more frustrating parts of this birthright citizenship and the common law stuff is that the principles people want to talk about span multiple countries and centuries and itβs hard to respond to that.
01.03.2026 23:07 β
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Is there a common theme for stripping of birthright citizenship? For example, across countries and across times, was it used solely as a tool for oppression?
01.03.2026 23:09 β
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Screenshot of a tweet from x.com by Senator Dave McCormick that reads:
Now would be a good time for Democrats to drop their opposition to DHS funding and pass the bill to support our homeland security.
Continuing to play political games with our national security given the unfolding situation in the Middle East is dangerous.
Boy, does this make me think of Justice Jacksonβs Youngstown concurrence, in which he warns of the danger of a president unilaterally initiating a war, and then using that war as a bootstrap to claim extraordinary powers at home.
01.03.2026 23:06 β
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I'm thrilled to share that my latest article, Repeal By Surrender, is forthcoming in the Virginia Law Review! Comments welcome!
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
01.03.2026 21:26 β
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Apart from the face that Charlie Kirk was a white supremacist who should not be celebrated by anyone, he was as anti-education as they came! Not only did he not go to college, but he dedicated his life to attacking academics (myself included) because they deigned to research/teach on equity.
01.03.2026 19:09 β
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The war on Iran likely brings a new oil price shock and windfall profits.
So, who stands to win?
Our research shows: Last time around (2022), the US reaped the largest fossil fuel profits of any country ($377bn). 50% went to the top 1%, only 1% to the bottom 50%. Aπ§΅
01.03.2026 17:36 β
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βAnd believe me, I know from experienceβ
01.03.2026 17:18 β
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Antitrust twitter:
"We're here to talk about the Neo Brandeisian views on things. We have an expert panel, none of whom are Neo Brandeisians."
"I'm here. I'm a Neo Brandeisian."
"You're stupid and you can't read. We can gain no insights with you here. Go away."
#Satire
01.03.2026 17:03 β
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