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I did something pretty cool today.

Those of you who know me can guess what it might be.

Suffice to say, I came in 3rd, which I'm totally happy with because I wasn't 1 of 3 people being chased by a serial killer.

Woman sues author Amy Griffin, saying her memoir 'The Tell' stole stories of sexual abuse A woman has sued memoir author Amy Griffin, saying Griffin stole descriptions of childhood sexual abuse from incidents in her life.

Yikes!

apnews.com/article/tell...

Well said.

WARNING!!!!!

Hahahaha!

Hahahah.

theonion.com/prosecutors-...

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Um...

Academics do not think losing an hour is a big deal because for them that happens every time they have a faculty meeting.

#Satire

Springing forward has always been my fallback position.

Wiki page showing Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein were the #2 and #3 films released in 1974 (with The Towering Inferno somehow beating them both).

Wait, Mel Brooks released both Young Frankenstein AND Blazing Saddles in 1974?!?!?!

New York considers bill that would ban chatbots from giving legal, medical advice | StateScoop A bill under consideration in New York would provide a private right of action, allowing people to file lawsuits against chatbot owners who violate the law.

The latest NY chatbot bill would bar chatbots from conveying information that could fall within the scope of a licensed profession.

It’s basically a censorship bill disguised as licensure protection.

statescoop.com/new-york-bil...

Crude Oil.

End Academic Censorship at Texas A&M University The Regents have the obligation to uphold academic freedom and encourage, rather than stifle, open inquiry in and out of the classroom.

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I'm losing the ability to contrive law school exam hypotheticals that are more absurd than the actual news

K.

Russia is providing Iran intelligence to target U.S. forces, officials say The targeting information has included the locations of American warships and aircraft in the Middle East, the officials said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

I had a traumatic dream last night. I was being chased by someone trying to murder me.

Causes could be:

1. Faculty meeting.

2. Phoebe Bridgers version of "You Missed My Heart" was playing when I woke up.

Every so often you run across a post that is just...glittering with perfection.👇

Mullin is clearly doing this to predict the future.

Nostril Dumb Ass.

#Satire

For the last time:
You can pick your friends.
And you can pick your nose.
But you can't....

Justice for Cricket!!

Across ERs, Tylenol orders for pregnant people dropped after health officials linked drug to autism — STAT “Don’t take Tylenol. Don’t take it.”

“Tylenol is the medication that is safe, the one medication that is safe to control pain and fever during pregnancy. We don’t know if people were substituting paracetamol for other pain meds that are known to be hazardous [during pregnancy], like ibuprofen”…Or just getting no pain management at all

I don't know. She worked a lot, so I spent a lot of time watching my grandmother cook. I don't recall ketchup.

I told her maybe culinary taste skips a generation.

Assistant Vice Provost of Shield Operations.

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That's what is catching your eye? She put ketchup on it!

I put provolone on mine.

Sainted Italian Mother: Let's have sandwiches tonight. Prosciutto and gruyere with ketchup.

Me: I'm sorry, Mom. What the f*ck did you just say?

Mom: Ketchup.

Me: Please tell me I'm adopted.

You're Bruce Wayne????

No....Markwayne.....

#Satire