Lauren Sarner

My review of the Peaky Blinders movie also sums up Peaky Blinders as a whole pagesix.com/2026/03/05/e...

Truly!

Just saw a friend who likes TV and movies, but doesn't always keep track of who actors are, and she was like “Cillian Murphy….is he the one who is handsome in a way where he looks like a ghost?”

I lay a lot at the feet of publishers being uninterested in midlist anymore, such that they’re trying to game the system for universally-appealing blockbusters or nothing. it pulls out a lot of the interesting variety in the middle.

Can't remember the last time someone went from "Who?" to hosting SNL as quickly--and successfully!--as Connor Storrie.

if you are in line for Michael B. Jordan to win the oscar stay in line!!

Meta won’t let morality get in the way of a product launch What a great time to add facial recognition to everything!

“Just because you are outside of your home doesn’t mean you have consented to having a random bozo collect your face and your name, the latter of which can enable them to search for your digital presence or even home address. The act of existing in public should not carry those risks.”

This is bad.

Unparalleled hater energy to this headline, I respect it

Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old

Juicy on the ass

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

The 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean movie. It was the first time I was ever like, “that made no sense, and it felt like an act of contempt. Like they didn’t think we’d notice or care that it made no sense, and they didn’t bother trying”

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

it is not enough to disable the feature that produces an AI summary of my emails at the top of my emails in gmail, I need a button that delivers an electrical shock to the person who thought it was a good idea

I saw Wuthering Heights. My most boring letterboxed review in the world is: it’s Fine. Not great, not the worst. Awful as an adaptation, but I didn’t have a bad time watching it. But there’s been so much hype about making it freaky, and it’s 1000% not freaky enough

A National wildlife federation job post advertises a position opening for “beaver conflict resolution technician”

I need to know everything about job #6 right now

Tuesday has once again fallen upon us. But be brave, my darlings, if we are courageous we will be rewarded with…Wednesday? Wait, that’s not right. Fuck.

Every other Super Bowl ad is for AI because it's going really well and everyone wants to use AI. This is just like how two years ago all the ads were for NFTs and last year all the ads were for Crypto and you don't see as many ads for NFTs and Crypto anymore because everyone loves them now.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

JRR Tolkien seeing Macbeth, getting so pissed off he created the Ents:

Macbeth: SHIT

Just spitballing here, but maybe we should celebrate all this beautiful stuff and have a better country?

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

Fuck ICE

I probably missed a million reference points and only speak Duolingo Spanish but what really struck me about Bad Bunny’s halftime was how joyful it was

America is wonderfully big and they are very small.

God the people mad about music like this must live such sad miserable little lives

Simply on a live performance stagecraft-design-camerawork-logistics-direction level, this is ASTOUNDING.