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Instead of being an obnoxious reply-guy I'm just gonna release this into the void and get it out of my body:

BlackRock and BlackStone are different organizations and you're probably mixing them up. It definitely doesn't matter that you do mix them up but it makes you seem less credulous.

What’s a negligent discharge (or two) among coworkers?

Got an older cousin who exclusively drives these things. Rock solid and if you live somewhere it doesn’t snow they’ll last for as long as you want to keep them going.

All robots must shut the hell up meme All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To → And I Will Never Speak To You + I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

“Stumbled across the SSA’s internal manual.”

Okaaaay.

I’m imagining right out of view of the cameras there’s a bunch of random gold-outlined shapes in the grass and the newly hardscaped former rose garden.

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

Haven't had Dirty Don's for breakfast in weeks - I'm slacking and it's hurting the economy.

Report: Friend’s Apartment Not Nice Enough To Be Asking People To Take Off Shoes

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maybe everything will work out

This might have to be my fantasy football team name for the season?

It's August and that can only mean one thing - time to fight about your fantasy league's draft date and rule changes

Timing digests he’s gonna say something crazy that’s gonna rock the markets.

Literally had an identical interaction with my wife around the topic of getting a nice watch for my 40th.

Inglorious bastards 3 dot jpeg

when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"

At least they’re being judgement free. In my college friends group we had a ‘good’ Alex and a ‘bad’ Alex. We called them this to their faces.

Is this from this year? Ugh, that body language sucks.

an uber driving wearing an off brand winnie the pooh costume

oh your uber driver wasn’t wearing an off-brand winnie the pooh costume?

Maybe the result of the trial is we give him to GWAR for real?

Somebody made a…JPow x Travis Hunter fancam? What is happening.

USD exchange rate against major currencies just dropped around 1% in the past hour.

Gonna be one of those days, eh?

Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word.

Star Trek The Voyage Home scene. Kirk, Bones, Uhura, Chekhov, Scotty, Sulu, and Spock are pictured loitering about in 1980's downtown San Francisco, standing over a newspaper box. Spock's wearing a bathrobe. Closed caption reads, "It's a miracle these people ever got out of the 20th century."

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And arrest a bunch of white folks. On accident, of course.

I can imagine a situation where you join one of those kidnapping teams then continuously print out the wrong address, lead a team up the stairs then fall backwards, have a negligent discharge or two, etc.

I’ll ask my insurance guy about them. We current use Auto Owners - also regional - and they’ve been great until now.

Has there ever been a movie made about American Imperialism in the Philippines? What about Americans in China before WWII? The art movement in Germany before the rise of fascism?

They're periods of wild (even violent) upheaval that ought to be ripe for film.

Pre-WWI and Inter-WW periods.

You go from gilded empires, steamships, and guys on horses with swords to populist uprisings, electricity, and tanks inside of 50 years?

It's happening in the Midwest, too. My home insurance is going to go up $3.5k this fall as a result of all the storm chasers charging new roofs to their insurance after every reasonably stiff wind.