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it’s friday smoke em if ya got em

it’s friday

mx. information

lati !

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captain falcon :D

wake up babe the end zone angle just dropped

Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok"

damn that’s crazy even trans democrats are spineless on trans rights

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

how do i get more like Phillip seymour hoffman

Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun

i have the best gf ever that’s right im gf posting

was gonna grind slippi ranked off a couple high life’s but ofc they’re out so now im tweaking on espresso :(

Awww he noticed the extinction meteor before I did 😍

sometimes i look at my speakers after hearing a great song and i say, “hey guys, great song.”

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

INVITELESS NEWSKIES LISTEN UP: us old bluesky elders have gone through so much trauma and emotional labor to have y’all waltz in and assume you are equals. sit down and listen to your elders telling y’all the posting rules of this zone

"The rich stole all your shit. Don't give em your empathy too" written on a pole with black marker

"The rich stole all your shit. Don't give em your empathy too"
Seen in London, Ontario

has bluesky heard about the chicago rat hole

listening to "Schism" by Tool again... making this face when he says "there was a time that the pieces fit" as though a lot of younger folks are under the belief that the pieces never fit and it's always been shitty. naaaaah buddy, ask any OG like myself. we remember that the pieces did indeed fit.

you gotta live your life under the assumption that you are dehydrated at all times

If a horse moved in real life like the horse moves in chess we’d shoot it

if a tornado were barrelling towards me i would likely ensure i have a low equip load to ensure i have as many invincible frames as possible and roll through it

girl: can you come over?
me in a hot air ballon: if you’re southeast of me

hardest image of all time

Elon saying he’s too smart for chess because it doesn’t have the features of a GBA Fire Emblem game

“No fog of war, no technology tree” still makes me laugh