Horny on the train. Will you join me or meet me in the bathroom

You’re my roommate in a hostel. You wake up and see this. What happens next?

Any dares for me?

Was feeling some way this morning. There was a car parked behind me that got a nice view before work. Could be you next time.

When you get horny while running errands. Meet me at the next stop

I’m getting your snack ready while I look at the menu and order. Drive on over.

Give me a hand and I’ll give you a mouth

Who’s hungry for breakfast?

Do you have anything that will fit in here?

Too cold to do anything else, unless you have ideas 😉

I think my dick could be a better president. Let’s inaugurate him instead.

Me time in the fitting room. But it could be we time. Any takers? 😈😈

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Invite for the next one?!

My Target Circles Special is 100% off and not found in the typical aisles? Are you gonna cum for them?

Just wish I could give you some belated Christmas head!

Sniff, lick, or touch?

I dropped something under my desk. Could you come over and help me look for it?

I think I need to go home the rest of the day. I’m too horny to work. Comment your workday bulge.

And then I’ll walk down the hall with my crusty bush exposed

As long as I get to reciprocate

It would look great with yours mixed in

Perfect! Slap it against my face and fill my guts with it

What are you doing if you catch me in the stairwell like this?