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Karl Alden

@karlalden.bsky.social

Art loser

144 Followers  |  86 Following  |  355 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2024
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Drew Guts' helm

23.12.2025 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Drew some birds

09.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New guy at the factory asked for more gruel today, lmao you're wild for that Ollie.

07.08.2025 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just saw two ICE agents crying and sucking each other off in the parking lot after getting yelled at by a protestor

08.06.2025 17:58 — 👍 821    🔁 74    💬 17    📌 8

Don't!

01.06.2025 12:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He's got cute lil jammies with koalas on em?!?! 🥹🥹🥹

01.06.2025 12:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Of all the mellow acoustic guitar songs written about letting my bricked up buddies rail me raw and nasty, this classic from James Taylor has got to be in the top 5

14.05.2025 20:39 — 👍 42    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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Do you guys think Snoopy's older brother Spike burned?

09.05.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My neighbor saw me painting and came over to talk. She loved my plants and invited me over to see her's, ended up giving me two too keep. I love my neighborhood, don't let anyone tell you shit about Minneapolis.

20.04.2025 01:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hell yeah.

19.04.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm going to the fuckin' museum.

19.04.2025 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Free names if one of you wants to become a pro wrestler:
Bert Slam
Ogend Slapsky
Digby Hurtems
Squirt McCoy
Thrasher Crambert
Trashbutt
Fred Slam (Bert's Kayfabe brother)
Ashton Sparkle
Asstronaught
Albrecht Strangledorf
Ted Pushups
Brad "Your Dad's Friend" Caldwell
The Being
Cecelia Facepuncher

18.04.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Deathriders performed a very necessary reset to reach this point, every show having a happy ending and the rah rah bullshit with everybody saying how much they love the company got very tiring.
When heels are getting AEW tattoos we need to relax, this wouldn't be as sweet without the wait.

17.04.2025 12:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know he was right, I am tired of winning already.

16.04.2025 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Nearly finished with this chimera painting

15.04.2025 19:07 — 👍 169    🔁 21    💬 4    📌 0

Do you smoke for real, actual, God's honest crack cocaine?

13.04.2025 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Excellent suggestion, two steps ahead already.

08.04.2025 22:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what is the sound of one cheek farting

08.04.2025 02:25 — 👍 35    🔁 5    💬 7    📌 0

Whatever you do, don't zoom in on the hat I'm wearing.

08.04.2025 02:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eyyy best city in the world baybeee

06.04.2025 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I got one of those giant CD wallets for the first time in like 15 years and it feels so good to have in the car with me. I only need three more REM albums and I have them all baby, I'm back big time.

05.04.2025 23:49 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd play the shit outta a banjo there

05.04.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No farmer I've ever met has taken loans out before planting.

04.04.2025 14:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OC's defeat was the begining of the story. Cope was pushed to use Spike just weeks ago, It hasn't lost the plot at all. Stories aren't made to feel good all the time and that's what's driving it, & it's not one linear thing it's a set of events over time motivating characters.

04.04.2025 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣

04.04.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's like complaining Sauron isn't an active villain or doesn't have depth, that isn't the point of Lord of the Rings. You lack analytical thought.

04.04.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Every week Mox directly addresses what he wants and needs out of the roster and then pushes them to the brink to try to achieve that, if you think they're the characters that are supposed to be developed you're straight up missing the point.

04.04.2025 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

That's just not true it's affected the entirety of AEW. Kommander had to cheat to get his title after being cheated in his match, Kenny and Will had to unite during the brawl they were losing in a moment of teamwork. The key players are developing everybody else by pushing them past their limits.

04.04.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Not for nothing but this is the long-term storytelling that everybody begged for and now that it's there looking them in the face they can't even recognize it.

03.04.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0