@austincreedwins.bsky.social
Procrastination is the arrogance that you are owed tomorrow
What a nice guy
23.11.2024 03:01 — 👍 496 🔁 24 💬 37 📌 5We call him salad, cause he be dressing
15.11.2024 17:56 — 👍 353 🔁 42 💬 13 📌 2Your office is clearly amazing!
15.11.2024 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: To.
B: To Who?
A: To whom.
The new Mortal Kombat dlc is gonna be awesome
12.11.2024 16:02 — 👍 258 🔁 25 💬 7 📌 1Wow! You can tell you work hard on this. A man of class
12.11.2024 14:05 — 👍 65 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1The other day the doctor told me I was going deaf.
It was really hard to hear.
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Cargo
B: Cargo who?
A: Nah, owl go who. Car go vroom
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
10.11.2024 14:37 — 👍 367 🔁 36 💬 33 📌 7Pro wrestling. Video Games. Cosplay
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