Ethan Catt

I am the angriest person who ever lived

It'll be worth it, trust me

how have I already seen pictures of the new pokemon starters with huge boobs on here they dropped like TODAY and the only thing we know about them is the bird has eyebrows

Anyway stay safe out there gang, cybersecurity is no joke

The hackers in Dubai after breaking into my Microsoft Account that I accidentally created using The wrong email that I don't use and isn't connected to anything:

+4 Mult

are you seriously gonna be going through life with a name like Bryce? get outta here

I've been calling it "Gross Michael" this whole time what in tarnation

I have no idea how I got connected to the creator of Monster Prom on LinkedIn and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

A sick-ass Chaos Space Marine painted by Ethan

I'm chuffed as HELL dawg

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

hook Fast Racing Neo into my fkn veins

my absolute favourite genre of game is "Nintendo Game Not Made By Nintendo Because Nintendo Doesn't Make the Nintendo Game Anymore" and I'm being dead serious

people calling themselves 'AI artists' is so funny. It's like pressing Random on a pre-built character customizer and calling yourself a character artist. Look at me! I tweaked a default Unity Template project and I am now a Game Designer. Ignite the clothes you're wearing immediately

Very legitimate image of the new Red Corsairs combat patrol

Very legitimate image of the Night Lords combat patrol

New Combat Patrols look great

New update: Bloode

Chaos Space Marine Possessed, painted by Ethan

Chaos Space Marine Possessed, painted by Ethan

I'm cooking I fear

Toby Longworth is one of my favourite Black Library narrators but why does he need to read Aeldari dialogue like the Banker Aliens from Star Wars

Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

Let's be so real everything becoming Free and everything become Worse kinda went hand in hand when you think about it

- Youth bank accounts have parental supervision so parents can know what their kids are signing up for
- "But pre-paid debit cards" can be blocked so easily like c'mon man
- Online payment systems are so fkn secure we put our card info into the sketchiest sites imaginable and think it's fine

Maybe instead of panopticon age verification every app should cost 99 cents again. I'm dead serious

I wonder how Hit Gaming Website The Escapist is doing these days-

A tragedy has occurred

How'd that lil guy get there 🖤💀

I was even in Canada at the time, which was nuts

And they'd be right to 😔

Every woman reading this, probably: I'm going to beat you to death with a sword