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_Snort_ if you must, because it's funny. _My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out. _T'aint_ no big thang. They/Them Nay Pyi Taw, Myanmar

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Yes, yes they would mind.

09.08.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh gods, he was the one that said self-defense is a moral duty.

09.08.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet he thinks that prison rape is funny.

08.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or were, I should say.

08.08.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@scottstringer.bsky.social hey, are you running for mayor of NYC?

08.08.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell, I am pretty sure I dealt with him before too.

08.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That taint snorter still going on about Kyle Rittenhouse the homicide?

Hey, @brandon.boomajoom.com... have you dealt with Xavier before?

08.08.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only after she asks to speak to r/LinkedinLunatic's manager.

08.08.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You seem nice.

08.08.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see the three b's. You don't?

08.08.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do you lie?

07.08.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many occurrences of the letter b are in blueberry? ๐Ÿ˜‰

07.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not saying we should be ashamed of the civil war either. It was who we were. We should teach it. It should be the subject of museums. But we shouldn't laud the enemy troops with statues or paint their name on schools or military bases.

Sad about it, maybe.

07.08.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could I also recommend reposting the letter with alt-text for anyone who needs to use a screen reader?

07.08.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Sam's defense, are we sure Ph.D-level experts are in fact able to correctly count the occurrences of the letter b in blueberry?

07.08.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot take: we should not be proud of the civil war.

"But it ended slavery!" I would not be proud of a civilization that needed to go to WAR to end slavery.

07.08.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least he admits he's doing it.

07.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And that got me blocked.

07.08.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone on that front

07.08.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been low-key debating with myself on fly : sing :: knave : prince ever since.

07.08.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many Walmarts did you firebomb this month?

07.08.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd bet pornhub could share some really interesting data on statistical aberrations in searches by state when the convention happens.

07.08.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A post from @xavierruivo.bsky.social in which he says โ€œAnd you still talk like a dumbassโ€ in response to a post in which I said โ€œAnd [Kyle Rittenhouse is] a homicide.โ€

A post from @xavierruivo.bsky.social in which he says โ€œAnd you still talk like a dumbassโ€ in response to a post in which I said โ€œAnd [Kyle Rittenhouse is] a homicide.โ€

Ah, I see he left me a note before he blocked me making sure Iโ€™d never see it.

07.08.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I guess he thought blocking me was more important than backing up his opinion.

07.08.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sound like someone who has been to Epstein Island.

07.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... No, let me rephrase.

Everyone should be worried they might be on a list controlled by ANYONE that implies they may be some level of dangerous without proof.

06.08.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone should be worried they might be on a list controlled by the government that implies you may be some level of dangerous without proof.

06.08.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

06.08.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1052    ๐Ÿ” 491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Jokes on you, I already had an earworm from it...

kuh NAV ay... Oh oh
purr IN say... Oh oh oh oh

06.08.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And that a kg of cellphones contains more gold than a kg of gold ore.

06.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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