Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin

That’s rookie numbers.

Miscolored candy corn (and related shapes) taste better.

Too late to go as an octopus and attach leashes to all of them via your 8 arms?

Once, in the early 90s, I saw a cut up windshield sticker that read Unicuse Syraversity and a good 50% of the time, that's how I say the name of the school.

It's almost Guy Fawkes Day, so everyone get ready to go out and fawk some guys.

He literally turned it into a hotel room bathroom.

Hot take: I love the art deco green tile style. I'd probably upgrade the toilet but that's it. Okay, maybe those lights above the mirror too... I'd leave them inset just make it a little cleaner/brighter/adjustable.

The DOGE boys are all over that.

OMG could you imagine the gridlock as they debate what distro to pick? There would be blood spilled in that room.

Like, if he had had a Nazi tattoo 20 years ago and got it covered up 15 years ago, THAT might be a smear.

Assuming he didn't say something like "I'm getting this covered up just so I can get a job"

Is telling everyone he had a Nazi tattoo really smearing him? I mean, he literally had one.

The Death Ball Sponge is my spirit animal.

Russia testing nuclear powered cruise missiles and nuclear capable torpedoes. Trump suggesting it’s time to start nuclear testing again.

It’s the 80s all over again.

Me: Man, Gmail's spam filter is really off today.

Me, five minutes into selecting emails to delete: Oh, I'm in the spam folder.

Technically, no... He's not allowed to be elected. The constitution doesn't say he can't run.

And you can not lie?

Safe or out, that would have been an amazing play either way.

Dexter, but for Popes.

I mean if it was again, I'd have to respect that game.

JD Vance killed the Pope.

There should be a "JD Vance visits the Pope" domino because everyone should remember JD Vance killed the Pope.

Right in the Shohei's...

Albeit in a different way, I guess. More in the 'How do we not just be The Purge 24x7x365' way...

In the grand scheme of things, there are days where I’m not sure how they work either.

Well, fair.

Depends. Were they a pardoned j6'r?

And if they disagree with the validity of the id? Are they allowed to simply transfer me out of country?

You're still talking local cops tho. You think ICE is hopping people over to Mayberry PD for an ID check?

What if I, as is my constitutional right, refuse to answer any questions? Are they allowed to ship me to Honduras on belief I am not a citizen?

I, too, know a random 9-digit number and a street address. Guess that means I'm a citizen.

Shit, I have clear and it's less than I'm not confident in being able to prove my citizenship and more that I don't trust them to check.