Snort my Mellowcreme Pumpkin

The bad place is delicious tonight.

Do you not like Bruno or Zappa?

And sure, I have no idea what you agree with them on. I think Zappa was right in his opinion of the best movie.

... I mean..... What's yours?

Fair.

Well, their city names for one…. ;-)

What Christ?

There are two ways to pronounce canal.

One is correct.
The other is lewd.

I almost always think the second option.

Oh no.

Paul Fartzee

Arlo Guthrie would like a word...

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Appetency [AP-ih-ten-see]
(n.)
- A longing desire or hunger; a natural tendency or affinity.

Used in a sentence:
“There are many of us. Some have an appetency for dreams, some for memories, some hunger for emotions—such as fear. Those are the ones I avoid.”

Do you love blue waffles?

A painting of a bird beside the text "the next motherfucker who tells me to calm down is gonna get a punch in the dick"

That’s rookie numbers.

Miscolored candy corn (and related shapes) taste better.

Too late to go as an octopus and attach leashes to all of them via your 8 arms?

Once, in the early 90s, I saw a cut up windshield sticker that read Unicuse Syraversity and a good 50% of the time, that's how I say the name of the school.

It's almost Guy Fawkes Day, so everyone get ready to go out and fawk some guys.

He literally turned it into a hotel room bathroom.

Hot take: I love the art deco green tile style. I'd probably upgrade the toilet but that's it. Okay, maybe those lights above the mirror too... I'd leave them inset just make it a little cleaner/brighter/adjustable.

The DOGE boys are all over that.

OMG could you imagine the gridlock as they debate what distro to pick? There would be blood spilled in that room.

Like, if he had had a Nazi tattoo 20 years ago and got it covered up 15 years ago, THAT might be a smear.

Assuming he didn't say something like "I'm getting this covered up just so I can get a job"

Is telling everyone he had a Nazi tattoo really smearing him? I mean, he literally had one.

The Death Ball Sponge is my spirit animal.

Russia testing nuclear powered cruise missiles and nuclear capable torpedoes. Trump suggesting it’s time to start nuclear testing again.

It’s the 80s all over again.

Me: Man, Gmail's spam filter is really off today.

Me, five minutes into selecting emails to delete: Oh, I'm in the spam folder.

Technically, no... He's not allowed to be elected. The constitution doesn't say he can't run.

And you can not lie?

Safe or out, that would have been an amazing play either way.

Dexter, but for Popes.