Can we just tell him he’s the world’s best prop comic and give him a show in Vegas and move on with our lives
21.02.2025 05:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can we just tell him he’s the world’s best prop comic and give him a show in Vegas and move on with our lives
21.02.2025 05:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interrupting your doomscroll to let you know I’m soon dogsitting a Bernedoodle named Dolores. I hope this news brings you joy.
20.02.2025 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At this point I’m like … is there an improviser that *doesn’t* have ADHD?
20.02.2025 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(You can’t say “Super Book,” it’s trademarked. You have to say The Big Book.”)
09.02.2025 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A friend from New York is visiting and within two minutes my 10-year-old son asks where he was on 9/11. That’s one of the delights of having neurodivergent kids — no interest in small talk.
07.02.2025 01:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve gotten through to real-life humans by calling local offices, too! You can just Google their name + “local office” and results’ll come right up.
04.02.2025 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you voted for him you should be sentenced to bland, un-spiced food for life. (This especially includes M*GA Latinos. Enjoy your proximity to white food, traidores!)
31.01.2025 02:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
I just realized it.
He's yanking the science grants so no one can come back in time and warn everyone.
Most days I’m a fried sweet potato
28.01.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Keep fighting. Keep dancing.
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