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I made it. The emotional support banana did not. RIP in peace emotional support banana, thank you for your service 🫡.

THANK YOU!!! I hope yours went well too!!!

Just me and my emotional support banana vs 13.1

I swear every place in Dubai looks like a theme park called "Suburban Vegas Mall Utopia Land" or something.

The president didn't bother to make the case for war in a marathon State of the Union address and then he fucked off to his sweaty gilded country club so he could literally phone in an unconstitutional war.

Every single Democrat needs to be screaming about this at full volume.

meanwhile, war rages on at home.

Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated."

Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion." The next tweet says: Today is a great day. Our military is amazing. @PeteHegseth is an absolute killer. Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. He actually gets it. God bless him.

Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position. The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached.

Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could. He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran. I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran! He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

I am also at this point about mine that’s coincidentally tomorrow too

January: Kidnap the president of Venezuela

February: Launch an unprovoked war with Iran

March: ???

Trump wearing a fuckass USA hat. He looks like a joke, because he is.

It’s the least important thing, but I can’t believe our pedophile president just declared an illegal war at 3am in this fuckass hat.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

From last year theonion.com/netanyahu-ca...

Love it when an Onion article has been relevant my entire adult life

In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.

Phil Stewart @phildstewart · 2h U.S. DEFENSE SECRETARY PETE HEGSETH AND CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF GENERAL DAN CAINE ARE MONITORING IRAN OPERATION FROM MAR-A-LAGO IN FLORIDA, PERSON FAMILIAR WITH MATTER TELLS REUTERS

Uh.

There's nothing I can say that smarter people haven't already said.

This sucks.

Trump Officials Attended a Summit of Election Deniers Who Want the President to Take Over the Midterms The meeting’s participants included Kurt Olsen, a White House lawyer charged with reinvestigating the 2020 election, and Heather Honey, the Department of Homeland Security official in charge of electi...

NEW: Several high-ranking federal election officials attended a summit last week at which prominent activists who worked to overturn Trump’s loss in the 2020 election pressed for the president to declare a national emergency to take over the midterms.

I stg I hope Maureen Dowd never knows actual peace again

I am already seeing "it's a distraction!" takes and please fucking kill me

If FIFA did, for some reason, regularly give out a Peace Prize, you’d think #1 on the list of criteria for potential winners would be “do not start a war with another nation in the World Cup, directly before the start of the World Cup”

The King of England has his brother arrested, that dude in Norway tried to off himself, but here we celebrate the kiddie diddlers

Cc: @blaw.bsky.social

Aka Mr. Moose. He randomly appeared in my parents neighborhood around the holidays and we suspect he was dumped. My parents and their neighbors all already have enough cats but kindly helped me get Mr. Moose his shots and neuter so he could finally come live with me.

Ok I was hoping for a cute pic to make the announcement but he’s still a little traumatized from his move I guess but anyway: everyone, meet Moose 🫎😸

Epstein files contain explicit but unsubstantiated claim that Trump abused minor Department of Justice did not release FBI memos when it uploaded millions of pages of files beginning in December

The Guardian obtained the missing 302s. This story destroys the DOJ's excuse that they withheld the last three interviews because they were duplicative. The accuser covered different ground in different interviews.

Sebastian Gorka at the 2019 CPAC convention: “they want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.”

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Calculating the Taxpayers' Tab for Ken Paxton's Extensive Travels In his three terms as attorney general, Paxton’s state police security detail has cost nearly $3 million as it accompanied him across Texas, the country, and the world.

Ken Paxton, deep into his bid to unseat John Cornyn, has travelled extensively around the world while AG--on trips that intersected with private and political interests--while availing himself of his taxpayer-funded security detail: texasobserver.org/taxpayer-tab... from @byjustinmiller.bsky.social

Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end

Larry Ellison, who lives on a Hawaiian island he owns 98% of, and who flies fighter jets for fun... thinks he knows what "the middle of the country" wants for their entertainment?