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Puzzle #994
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Susie Wiles is wearing an Apple Watch during a highly classified meeting on Iran.

Unreal.

He can't take "no" for an answer.

'They're going to force your kids to get gay Muslim married!"

It's been interesting since Disney+ took the "this may have aged poorly, sorry about that" warnings off because sometimes I have to hit pause and just go "goddamn that's uh... aged poorly."

Like gravity is a theory.

Your Trump-handpicked Commerce Secretary, everybody.

Not sure who the guy on the left is.

They appear to be on some sort of island.

In the full photo you see a bunch of dudes standing around. Weird how there are no "wives" or "nannies" or "children" anywhere to be seen.

Huh.

Equality Phil sounds like the villain in some fable told to all economics students at the University of Chicago.

I just got coffee up my nose from laughing at this comment.

This is the third time I've had Costco reach out with a food recall warning after I've already eaten the recalled food.

It was fucking obvious that this was where it was heading to anyone who cared to pay any fucking attention.

I had the book so I knew it looked familiar!

This is clearly blatantly intentional voter suppression and any claim otherwise is completely unserious

Pretty sure this is from @neinquarterly.bsky.social

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These are “low enrollment” majors but the classes are regularly at capacity. They changed the funding structure a few years ago here, switching the allocation from course enrollments to majors then blamed these departments for a structural, top-down change. This is entirely a political choice.

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There ain't no Bill Clinton coming to save us.

This poor man, who was blind, was first forced to plead guilty to trespassing and weapons possession to get released because he accidentally wandered onto a woman’s porch using a curtain rod as a cane (that’s the weapon) and she called police.

Connections
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The scandal involving Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas) keeps getting worse. The Texas lawmaker is alleged to have had an affair with a congressional staffer who later ended her life by self-immolation. Newly released text messages show the Republican lawmaker repeatedly pressured the staffer to send him explicit photos. In more normal times, Gonzales's behavior would prompt a swift resignation and condemnatory statements from party leadership. But the Republican majority in the House is in dire straits: With the balance of power in the chamber resting at 218-214, the GOP can afford only two defections? with full attendance before they lose their ability to pass legislation. House Speaker Mike Johnson knows all about the hazards of his shrunken majority; it's a problem he's at grips with week in and week out. It's only natural, then, that he would be reluctant to do anything that could further shrink his majority. In the Capitol Monday, Johnson made a very high-minded-sounding statement to a gaggle of reporters that he wants the investigations into Gonzales to play out before making any kind of judgment.

average leftwinger scandal: random citizens in the city actively playing in a snow ball fight throw snow balls at cops

average rightwinger scandal:

I suspect --but obviously can't prove-- that trying to put it in a blue city was also an effort to "own the libs."

I've said it before and I'll say it again: of all the ruinous powers, my country had to fall for Nurgle.

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

Just ask E. Jean Carol.